alexander bell

TELEPHONE.

Leading from the chap who invented audio telegraphy ('Marconi' simply doesn't have the same connotation in the English speaking world).

I think this is a uniquely Aussie expression, but may be in use elsewhere.
He's not at work. Try and get him on his alexander bell.
by Dave Sheedy September 02, 2006
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Alexander Downer

(or Downer) Aust, Lit: Australian Foreign Affairs Minister. Also;

n.
1) Any servile lackey. (see john howard)

2) Any sad and lonely person happily pwned by idiots for the sake of any company at all.

3) A useless object (see white elephant), any object serving no legitimate or practical purpose.

4) A happy and inane waffler (see logorrhea, Arnold Rimmer), any person talking to excess about nothing of significance while sporting a dumb smile.

adj.
5) (fashion) Ugly and ill-fitting clothing making men look like women or else making women look too much like men. Also, unattractive. (see fugly)

v.
6)To enjoy being stupid.
1) Mitch is my bitch, Mitch is my (Alexander) Downer. I keep him on a tight leash.

2) Greg could be an Alexander Downer at times. He didn't mind following the biggest losers around if it meant he could save himself from a moment spent alone.

3) That shitty car turned out to be a complete Alexander Downer. It cost a small fortune and never worked.

4) Peter did a total (Alexander) Downer on us. Talking for about thirty minutes on the importance of snails in history.

adj.
5) "Darlin, I hate to tell you but that's a total (Alexander) Downer jacket. It makes your boobs look small and it makes your shoulders look too masculine."

v.
6)(Downing, Downering, Alexander Downering) "Gazza was drunk and tripping, happily Downering the night away, talking to his own feet."
by Costa Del Barto June 26, 2006
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alexander james

A nerd who is slightly adorable. He has a wonderful sense of humor despite is pessimistic attitude. He is a Self-Doubter with a great accent. He has an uncanny likeness to many other people. He has some very depressing backstory.
Me: There goes that Alexander James
Someone: Isnt that guy weird?
by phillippbj November 27, 2016
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Alexander Ovechkin

Hands down the best hockey player in the world. He is just a complete boss.
Alexander Ovechkin is way better than that bitch Sidney Crosby
by hockeywarrior28 August 30, 2010
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Alexander City

"You from Alexander City? Man, how'd you get out?"
by RitaFaye September 03, 2008
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The Alexander Scale

A 1-10 scale of how alexander a person, place, or thing is.

1-not that alexander
5-pretty alexander
10-extremely alexander
Hmm, this toast is a 7 on the alexander scale
by Mr. Enderman August 20, 2019
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Alexander DeMarco

1. A male name. Usually referring to a "Don" like figure. "Don Juan DeMarco"

2. A stong male that has control over a group or gang of friends.

3. A ladies man.

4. A True Baller
1. "Hey, if u keep actin stupid, Alexander DeMarco might show up and kick your ass."

2. "If you fuck with me, you might end up getting your ass kicked by Alexander DeMarco."

3. If there is one guy that can grind on that ass, it would be Alexander DeMarco.
by by Michael D. Corleone July 25, 2008
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