Alaskan Candybar

(a) A person fills their mouth with ice and lets it cool down for a minute or two. They then remove the ice and proceed to give a man a blow job.

(b) After you take a poop/shit you determine if one of the turds resembles a candy bar (it must be close in width and length to a average candy bar). You remove the turd and place it in a freezer. At some point later, you can offer it to a 'friend' and sell it off as a frozen candy bar.
This is very tricky, but the payoff is priceless.

Depending on the situation, you basically don't want to ever ask for an 'Alaskan Candybar' because you wouldn't be sure what you're going to get.

Guy: "Hey girl, would you mind hitting me up with an 'Alaskan Candybar'?"
Girl: "You're disgusting!"
Guy: "Ohh... no way sweetie, I was just looking for a B.J. not a turd candybar"

by PanamaMN June 5, 2008

Alaska's crystal meth capital

Wasilla, a small community north of Anchorage, formerly mayored by 2008 Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin.

"I can't believe they charged me for my rape kit after that meth head held me at knifepoint. It's no wonder Wasilla is Alaska's crystal meth capital."

by saneremu October 30, 2008

alaskan thunderfuck

Some of the best weed in the world. VERY rare.

Man I'd pay $70 for an eighth of Alaskan Thunderfuck, that's some of that one hit quit bud.

by I Smoke Dank Buds April 18, 2006

alaskan flashbang

Whilst in the midst of a sexual act (blow job, sex, handjob, anal etc) you aim your load as you are about to come into a the girl's eyes and firing off into them temporarily blinding her. Whilst she is blinded you cup your hands and slap either side of her ears to give her the ear 'pop' thus deafening her and blinding her for a short period of time as would a normal flashbang

"Will did not want to stay over so he gave her an alaskan flashbang and got his clothes and got out of there while she was looking for him"

by Gman494423 September 13, 2011

Alaskan Sheehan

When Sheehan Has Sex With Caroline In The DoggyStyle Position

ahh i gave caroline the Alaskan Sheehan last nite

by Dan_hunt April 16, 2009

Alaskan Baton

Shitting into a condom, freezing it overnight, and using it as a dildo the next day

Aye, she's a big fan of the Alaskan Baton when she can't find her dildo

by fatheadlovesthebenter January 2, 2011

Alaskan Burpie

When a man drinks several 2-Liter bottles of soda, usually Fanta or Root beer, and then proceeds to burp into a girl's asshole. This result should produce the inflation of her anus, giving her a huge fart.

Brett: Hey dude can I borrow some money for soda?
Lee: I bet your going to try that Alaskan Burpie

by RafePL0x? April 11, 2011