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Always Chris

Everything is Chris's fault. If the sun is too hot, it's because Chris left the oven on. If it's raining outside, Chris probably forgot to close the window. If you stubbed your toe, Chris probably moved the furniture again. If your phone is running low on battery, Chris probably used it to call every single person in your contact list. In short, if something goes wrong in your life, you can bet that Chris had something to do with it. So the next time you're feeling frustrated or annoyed, just remember: it's probably all Chris's fault.
by BillStuff January 6, 2023
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always all spoken

It's means you speak your mind and don't give a fuck what people think and it's cute
Your always all spoken baby
by White girl trinn August 20, 2017
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always take the biscuit

A term that when used gives people enormous power and strength for a short period of time.
When Larry was losing a fight a stranger yelled from a far always take the biscuit fam, Larry suddenly became a fucking Ninja Master and kicked the shit out of his opponents.
by D_A_M_3727 May 31, 2018
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Fake-Smiles-Always

A young rapper

Who only has one song out. Yes one that’s pretty dumb

He is super fire and I think he needs to drop more music.
“Man I think “Fake-Smiles-Always” needs to drop.”

No cap TearsOfaOrphan got old quick”
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always right

the state of being that hoonysio is constantly on
my hoony is always right never wrong
by coblain April 30, 2022
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Always

When I urinate on myself, I always wore my double dark blue line waistband underwear.
by Fendzs November 22, 2022
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Pillow is always cooler

A metaphor expressing regret or perhaps envy when another situation is perceived to be better when in all likelihood those in the other situation feel the same way about yours. Short for "The pillow is always cooler on the other side".
Debbie says she wishes she wasn't barren and I hate my kids with seeing intensity. I guess the pillow is always cooler on the other side.
by Kung Fu Jimmy September 13, 2022
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