Adiens bitches

There are non for this example

Where are adiens bitches they don't exist

by Pookerthedes January 21, 2022

alienmart

an app and online marketplace where you can sell products and services such as cars, cellphones, houses and other legal products and services from your home

Friend: "Hey dude did you buy something from the app of Alienmart?"
Me: "Yeah dude, everything went fine and i got my package without any problem"

by alienmart lover June 23, 2022

Adrien x Luka

Adrien and Luka where having a great day and where doing random shit activates... they found this odd place and it was a escape room. They decided to go in there. There was a very old, but looked young, lady who got them set up and put them in the room. While they where looking for clues to escape a candle lit. Then more candles lit. Then all the sudden a huge bed with hearts and roses on it. There was also a note. It read "You will never escape until you've had sex..."

Adrien and Luka where terrified. But they didn't really have choice. Adrien looked at Luka and said ''Well are you going to make the first move?'' Luka started blushing. Luka said ''ok I will'' He unzipped his pants and took them off and threw them into a corner . Adrien looked at him and quickly did the same. And they both took off their shirts, but they still had their boxers on. They walked near each other. Adrien quickly made it awkward by saying "So what now?.." Luka was just doing that one sad E-gril pose. Adrien started to wrap his arms around Luka and Luka quickly became flushed. Adrien suddenly went forward and stroked Lukas cock and Luka moaned a lot. Adrien noticed there was 20 cameras looking at them and they were weirded out but they kept going. Luka passed out by adriens cream. Adrien smacked luka and he woke up. Luka started to...

Adrien x Luka was the best thing ever.....

by Flat_Froggie April 7, 2023

Robutt Aliens

This term originates from the hit movie, S.W.A.T. On a routine mission, the swat team is forced to breach a house and remove a potentially dangerous man. When the team sticks a giant hook into the wall to pull it off, the man mentions something about robutt aliens.

Did you hear, the robutt aliens have teamed up with Al Quida.

by The Revanchist July 7, 2010

airbrush alien

A person (usually a woman) in a photo in which unskillful post-processing made the skin look like almost entirely painted with airbrush tool in Photoshop and turned it roughly into a revolting alien.

This is a common effect due to overuse of bluring, liquiding, clone stamping and softening techniques which are supposed to reduce the small imprecisions of skin and make the person look prettier. Instead, it often backfires by eliminating the features which make the face look real (see also Uncanny Valley).

<browsing through a tabloid> Are these real people or fucking airbrush aliens? Their faces glitter like dog's balls!

by Najt June 18, 2011

Go Alien

Do something supernatural, psychic or unusual to make something interesting happen.

Also to describe something done that's amazing.

"Dude... That was alien man!"

Or to insult something done that's amazing but unusual.

John: Dude, "the bus is pulling off"

Time: "hold my stuff, time to go alien"

2

Kelly: "I'm bored "

"Don: "Let's do something alien"

3.

James: "yesterday I grabbed the handle to my door and pulled the whole thing off..."

"Matthew: Fuckimg alien... Maybe you should stop working out so much at the gym"

by King Nimai February 14, 2018

Retarded Alien

A retarded alien is a species that originates from the planet Zorb in the upper quadrant of the Milky Way. The species is generally short, and is similar in appearance to the grey alien. However this species lacks the proper intelligence of the average alien. Usually these aliens would go to earth and probe mindless people by experimenting how wide the human asshole can stretch. They can be spotted over the skies over the southern region of America. Signs of abduction include:
Nausea
Head aches
Graver
Ass hole pain
Sudden loss of genitalia
And an extreme interest in the Star Wars character Jar Jar

Person 1: I think I was abducted by a retarded alien?

Person 2: Oh really?

Person 1: My asshole can stretch farther than 8 inches now.

by RetardedAlien July 11, 2021