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absectify

absectify (aka) “gay faggot” is a saying to call homosexual people a word they’re to retarded to know the definition of
Jim- Hey look at that absectify!
Harry- What’s that?
by definethatword- June 11, 2021
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Absetou

Absetou is the kind of friend you like having around. She listens to you, and gives you the best advice when it comes to tough times. She’s very kind and funny. She will fight for you, and say the right words. Wise is a good word to define her. Also, she’s obsessed with sunsets and sunrises.
Absetou is a very good friend !
by 250983 November 21, 2021
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Absence of Grass Touching & Bathing Disorder (AGTBD)

~For further medical information, go to bigchungus.cum/agtbd~
AGTBD, also known as GCD (Grass contact deficets) is a condition that affects mainly teenagers, in the world, 1 in 30 have this condition, treatment such as expourse to grass, the habit of chilling outside and even conventional therapy
Syptoms include:
.Excessive (>12h) usage of modern social media (discord, twitter, ...)
.Weaker bones
.Lack of bathing
.Disability to get bitches
.Hyperfocusing in activities such as trying to get bitches online because you can't do it in rael life
Associated with conditions such as Dreamgender, Dreamsexuality (Yes, the bad one, not the good one) & Fatherlessness Reaction Episodes
"Unfourtently your son was diagnosed with Absence of Grass Touching & Bathing Disorder (AGTBD)"
"Oh no"
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abcedfghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

windup is so abcedfghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz 🤩🤩
by windup 47 February 23, 2023
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Absera

A Habesha guy who sets the gold standard for kindness and compassion, leaving everyone in awe of his genuine niceness.
Bob forgot his umbrella, but his Absera level was so high that he turned raindrops into confetti for everyone around him.

At the bakery, Absera paid for his order and the next 10 people in line, unintentionally causing a pastry pay-it-forward frenzy.
by florabytes August 7, 2023
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Super Assed Out

When a female fucks every guy you know but fails to fuck you ever.
Fresno Bob -"Bitch fucked her way through my Rolodex! And i still didn't get the pussy"! Sick Boy -"Not even a hand job! Damn! You got Super Assed Out on that deal didn't you!"?
by anarcho8 June 6, 2011
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Tactical Absence

The act of purposely not attending school and studying at home for the better of your grade.
Jimmy used a tactical absence because of his physics test today.
by Nikegunner77 March 28, 2015
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