Simp

A word that’s over used and was supposed to be cool until all these lil ass kids started using it, they think just bc u like a girl your a simp, smh. And no racist shii but it’s mostly lil white kids saying it 👎🏽

Person: that girl over there fine asf
Lil kid: SIMP
Person2: boy if you don’t sit yo lil ass down,u get no bitches nigga

by Johnson from New Jersey April 14, 2020

Simp

The opposite of a misogynist. A simp is a man who will bring himself down compared to a woman in order to consolidate him getting any coochie. Usually looked down-upon by fellow guys and unnoticed by women. This is a final/desperate grab at pussy, and more often than not ends up with misguided hatred towards women. Usually associated with the name Nathan.

Guy 1: Yo, what's the deal with Nathan and that girl?

Guy 2: He's just being a simp. I heard he said that he wasn't worthy of liking her.

Guy 1: Really? That's pretty sad, man. What a simp.

by Cakeswitdasauce January 6, 2020

Simp

Someone who will go out of their way to please a person they like. Even though they don't even know they exist.

Simp: I just donated 10k on them, and not even a DM?!

Chad: Bro, you're a simp.

by IronicallyFunny February 23, 2021

Simp

It is a person who kisses up to women in an attempt to pull them. They end up getting friend zoned. Names are Michael, Mike and Mikhail and other names that are like those.

Your a simp

by Ur mom 67 May 18, 2020

Simp

Dima; an absolute simp puts hoes before bros

Dima your such a simp

by Pool the Cool March 13, 2020

Simp

Someone who has absolutely no chance with someone yet still gets their hopes up. Aka me.

I have no chance with him. Whatever. I’m a simp

by Weeboroki May 25, 2020

Simp

•Someone who “rolls out the red carpet” for every female they encounter

•Horniest of horny

•Always doing anything to try and get every girl when they’re not interested

•Always ugly

1. Ayden Mann was being such a simp for all of the girls he knows
2. Ayden Is such a simp, he leaks someone’s nudes, dates the other, and has a crush on someone else.

by penissmeller69 June 8, 2020