UR MUMMYS BIG ASS

IT MEANS DAT UR MUMMY HAS DA BIGGER ASS

STOP SEXING WITH UR MUMMYS BIG ASS

by LIUGEKEWKHRLIeFGUAEFHUK4LIGTK April 4, 2022

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Mummies little man

when you still live at your mom's house when you are 40 years old. when you have never tried to move out. (Callum Tetley)

You are such a mummies little man

by BIGTUNT April 18, 2022

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mud mummy

When you're having anal sex, you pull your dick out with shit on it, you wrap it in toilet paper and put it back in.

Guy 1: It was a real good time with my girl, she was a real mud mummy. Guy 2: Jesus christ that's disgusting...

by NootNootProductionz February 7, 2021

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A dominant queen of the 1950's, member of Barkada and the leader of the Crossroad Demons. Being a Pie Lover, she is not only a sweetheart but also a YANDERE Dommy Mommy Waifu for Laifu at heart. Just... Please do not piss her off... or call her mother... it will not end well......

Since she is a demon is it required that you shall have to sacrifice your heart or sell your soul to her... This is not a question. Pick your poison.

Person 1 - Ayo bro, you excited to see Missus Mummy's Twitch Stream?
Person 2 - Oh hell yeah! Mumsy so skibidi and very demure.
Person 1 - Very mindful.

by ValdoDaSnail Official January 3, 2025

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Mummy-Mashing

Covering your partner’s full body in toilet paper while they have a throat cold and proceeding to have sexual Intercourse of any kind. Their dry, raspy voice will sound like mummies from the movies which only adds to the realism.

Yeah bro… I was making out with this hot Egyptian chick last night and she asked me to try mummy-mashing her, I think she had strep, crabs and AIDS but anything is worth it for a little pharaohs curse 🙏

by Fantastic4skinz January 4, 2025

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