Sweet Mummy

A Sweet Mummy is the act of wrapping a fruit-by-the-foot around a man’s penis. Then proceeding to consume it with your mouth off the fallus.

She doesn’t give head, she is more into a good sweet mummy.

by hotsasserking69 May 10, 2025

Yummy mummy ate a yummy mummy

Gordon the tank engine went to Disneyland with ur mom and then they went to the toilet and then to the bed without ur dads knowledge.

Yummy mummy ate a yummy mummy with urmom.

by Kangaroo boi March 22, 2022

mummy fisting

When a girl is so dry it is like trying to fist a mummified corpse.

Jake: So what happened last night with that bird?
James: nothing good, all I got was an aching arm after mummy fisting for 5 minutes

by mattpacer May 15, 2016

Mummy harderrrr

it means....oh you thought this was dirty yiu pervert go get a life

Why would you search Mummy harderrrr

by yourlocalfatdog October 01, 2022

Wrapped like a mummy

When you’re shaft is inside of a condom

NO, she doesn’t need Plan B, my shit was wrapped like a mummy

by Callmedaddy42 December 05, 2020

ur mummy a fuckin gummy

The forbidden phrase. If someone mutters this, japan will be nuked 2 times again, The Universe explodes, Big Chungus dies.

Kevin: ur ancestors incestors
Bob: Not so fast, fucker.
Bob: Ur mummy a fuckin gummy
*Japan gets nuked 4 times in total, the universe collapses, big chungus dies of obesity*

by Daboder2 December 30, 2018

indian mummy

Decides to have a child,...then after child is born...regrets giving birth to child, then blames child for being born...
Indian mummy is very controlling and very feminine...she likes to gossip, go to parties, eat channa masala, beat you with chappal, and she is obviously a bollywood movie fanatic who has a crush on Hrithik Roshan...indian mummy enjoys watching her children drown in studies and extracurricular activities, overfeeding her children, and beating them with a slipper,...so watch out!

My indian mummy beat me with a slipper for simply using my phone for five minutes...

by leother1 July 06, 2023