Kyle

A faggot who sits and plays Fortnite all night while drinking 10 monster energy’s an hour

Over the weekend I’m gonna pull a Kyle

by FuckYouKyle January 15, 2020

Kyle

A person who drinks a lot of monster and punches through drywall like no other. They are usually seen wearing their signature Megadeath t shirts. Be careful not to mess with a Kyle for he will sneak into your house and punch through any drywall he can find. Usually seen at skateparks and vaping if he is 21 or over he most likely mixes beer with monster when he drinks; warning if you see him drunk DO NOT APPROACH because if he is drunk his power is boosted fivefold (remember do not confuse with Kyle from South Park that is a alternate universe kyle as seen in the gif)

1.(Kyle to another Kyle) yo Kyle you wanna come over to my place and drink like a fuck ton of monster and punch drywall?
2. If you don’t drink monster like me do not talk to me you are not worthy of Kyle.

by RandomUser June 5, 2019

Kyle

A VERY confusing person. He will always send mixed signals. He doesn’t care about anything except for his phone and MAYBE his girlfriend. If you meet a Kyle try to be funny they love humour. Kyle’s are fun to be around but don’t get on their bad side because they will fuck up your life.

Wow he has humour like a Kyle!

by Atamdowneneis July 21, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is a boy who when you first fall in love with you can’t ever unlove them. They have probably gone through to many girls to count with their amazing looks and funny personality. There freckles are a distinct feature of themselves (usually) and there eyes to. If you have a Kyle as your bestfriend then your lucky to have them. A Kyle, yes may not be the fastest responding to your messages or the first to pick up the phone but will always have your back

guess what, I just broke up with Kyle today.

by urlocalhoe June 4, 2019

Kyle

Kyle

Kyle called his mother a whore while punching the wall in his Monster energy drink-fuelled rage.

by BigDickGangsta'69 October 24, 2019

kyle

Some lit guy whom drinks monster. Is an epic gamer.

Yo is that my man Kyle.
Yea I think he is a Kyle.

by burnapplz March 1, 2020

Kyle

Someone who drinks monster energy, wears muscle shirts and flat caps and punches holes in his drywall while listening to heavy metal.

“Hey, did you see that kyle at the party?”

by 123890567 June 25, 2019