upside down cheesecake

when a naked woman does a handstand while you get on a ladder and the guy (or girl) has diarrahea on her and then jizzes so it looks like a upside down cheescake.

upside down cheesecake

by Craigsmells April 17, 2009

Cherry Cheesecake

When a virgin is treated like a cum dumpster

Cuck: Hey dude I turned that Christian bitch into a Cherry Cheesecake

by DatAss69InMyAsshole February 8, 2020

Cheesecake Toothbrush

Word used to describe the inside of a bachelor pad bathroom cabinet/sink that has been left uncleaned for a lengthy amount of time, causing the buildup of toothpaste/hair/shaving cream to be everywhere around and possibly on toothbrushes in this area. This combination, when left untouched for any long length of time can become the consistiency of cheesecake.

Carly: "Oh my god my boyfriend's sink was so cheesecake toothbrush this morning it made me puke"
Sarah: "You might have to rent him a pressure washer to clean it all out"

by coldapache February 24, 2012

Cheesecake

A giant dumpy possessed by a man

“Dang - he’s got that cheesecake.”

“Yeah you can tell he hits glutes”

by cdr30721 May 31, 2024

Jeff Cheesecake

A mythical creature who is not human or cheesecake. A Legend. Not many people no of him. He is part of the cheesecake religion prophecy.

Who is Jeff Cheesecake?

by Jamie Desnica September 28, 2018

Cheesecake and chill

Cheesecake and chill (c&c) refers to when you have cheesecake with someone and also engage in sexual affairs

Damn you wanna cheesecake and chill later?

by LingDanc803 April 12, 2023

Abba Cheesecake

A cheesecake, mostly made by a godly ruling figure (hence Abba) in a large, dystopian-corporate factory/society. The cheesecakes are manufactured using living matter and feces, then frozen and shipped to dispensaries around the country. Citizens can only eat Abba Cheesecake, or else they face incineration.

Sarah: "Did you get your Abba Cheesecake at the dispo today?"
Thomas: "Not yet, I'm not very hungry, so instead I picked up a granola bar from a dealer."
Sarah: ~dials authorities~

by largegord April 20, 2021