Bryan is a skinny imbecile with a hugely deformed jawline that looks like it came from area 51. When an image of his jawline is posted online, it gets automatically marked as "explicit images". The user must verify that they are over 60 years old. Thus, this proves how terribly bad his jawline is. Bryan possesses an ability to remove his jawline and throw it at any entity. The jawline will come to life and start snapping at the target until they eventually succumb to the power of his bad jawline.
My laptop broke and I lost two eyes after I saw Bryan's jawline on the internet. I regret all my life choices. Bryan The Rock is the best.
by Wenomechaindasuma September 5, 2023
Get the Bryan The Rockmug. by .....)&;(;; April 3, 2021
Get the Finley Bryanmug. when your winning 10 to 0 against the opposing team, and the enemy does a flawless come back, which they then essentially win.
bryan: gg ez, go next enemy actually brain dead not even bowling.
(20 minutes)
jiwon: fuck man we just pulled a bryan classic.
(20 minutes)
jiwon: fuck man we just pulled a bryan classic.
by IcanTakeYouToTheFirstClass April 20, 2022
Get the bryan classicmug. by UpUrMadreAndEatUrMadreLikePizz April 23, 2019
Get the bryan floresmug. Fat
Usually used in a medical term for obesity, or diabetes
It was a case it 1982 where scientist found an abnormally large child whom was named bryan peralta, Bryan's parents abondaned him to escape the embarrasment from others.No one knows where Bryan is located today, some say you can see him in the streets of houston at 3 am looking for food in the garbage
Someone who is retarded
Has a below average intelegence
usually harasses women to get their social media
Blames women for his social failiures
Usually used in a medical term for obesity, or diabetes
It was a case it 1982 where scientist found an abnormally large child whom was named bryan peralta, Bryan's parents abondaned him to escape the embarrasment from others.No one knows where Bryan is located today, some say you can see him in the streets of houston at 3 am looking for food in the garbage
Someone who is retarded
Has a below average intelegence
usually harasses women to get their social media
Blames women for his social failiures
by Donavan Williamsburg May 17, 2019
Get the Bryan Peraltamug. He is a man with many skills, talents and abilities. He is notable for working with the King Of Pop, Michael Jackson and has worked with him in the Dangerous album. He also credited for creating "Do The Bartman".
But most importantly, he is a man that truly defined an era. He has escaped mortality and have reached nirvana, thus becoming the immortal being that he is. He will always rule everyone and all. Praise Bryan Loren and his work. Listen to the Music from the New World!
But most importantly, he is a man that truly defined an era. He has escaped mortality and have reached nirvana, thus becoming the immortal being that he is. He will always rule everyone and all. Praise Bryan Loren and his work. Listen to the Music from the New World!
Steve: "Yo, hows it hangin?"
John: "Nothing much, listening to Bryan Loren"
-Steve falls with his knees, and starts praying profusely-
John: "Nothing much, listening to Bryan Loren"
-Steve falls with his knees, and starts praying profusely-
by Big Dick Hudson November 2, 2020
Get the Bryan Lorenmug. by Rheidufvdd October 20, 2019
Get the bryan santosmug.