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Zahn (zane)

Zahn is a very extremely hot man who is so masculine that his sperm only makes men. He has a massive cock ( 20 inches soft) and is commonly mistaken as zane. They are the G.O.A.T at basketball and that is a fact that can be changed. There is a 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000001 chance in a Zahn being born every century so they are extremely rare.
Did you hear how awesome Zahn (zane) is he is so hot.
by Zahn (zane) November 25, 2021
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zane the bane

Originating from the mystical realms of Egypt, Zane the bane, a mystifying urban legend, has captivated the collective imagination of urban folklore enthusiasts. Whispers of his enigmatic presence weave through the fabric of cityscape narratives, casting an ethereal veil over the metropolis. It is said that Zane, an elusive figure draped in shadows, emerges at the intersection of twilight and the city's heartbeat. His purported malevolence, shrouded in ambiguity, fuels a tapestry of chilling anecdotes passed down through generations. Allegedly, encounters with Zane are accompanied by an eerie symphony of whispered warnings, imparting cryptic prophecies that linger in the minds of those who dare to delve into the labyrinthine lore surrounding this enigmatic specter. Whether an elaborate fabrication or a spectral manifestation, Zane the Bane persists as a lexical relic, woven into the intricate narrative tapestry of urban mythos.
As night falls, Zane the Bane whispers ancient Egyptian curses.
by Producile February 14, 2024
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Zane the bane

Originating from the mystical realms of Egypt, Zane the bane, a mystifying urban legend, has captivated the collective imagination of urban folklore enthusiasts. Whispers of his enigmatic presence weave through the fabric of cityscape narratives, casting an ethereal veil over the metropolis. It is said that Zane, an elusive figure draped in shadows, emerges at the intersection of twilight and the city's heartbeat. His purported malevolence, shrouded in ambiguity, fuels a tapestry of chilling anecdotes passed down through generations. Allegedly, encounters with Zane are accompanied by an eerie symphony of whispered warnings, imparting cryptic prophecies that linger in the minds of those who dare to delve into the labyrinthine lore surrounding this enigmatic specter. Whether an elaborate fabrication or a spectral manifestation, Zane the Bane persists as a lexical relic, woven into the intricate narrative tapestry of urban mythos.
As night falls, Zane the bane whispers ancient Egyptian curses.
by Producile February 14, 2024
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Phoenix zane

Some one who you can trust and befriend, loyal and kind but don't piss him off you'll learn a little to quickly
Phoenix zane will mug your grandma and then give it back
by Godzilllllaaaaaa February 27, 2024
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Zane

A massive wide receiver. Also has a head shaped like a fucking triangle

IQ of 7 at max.
by dadoomboi March 21, 2024
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6zjs (zane)

A person who has poor hygiene and skips school to play games such as Roblox, Dead by daylight, Fortnite and many more But even expulsion held no fear for 6zjs. The prospect of freedom from the shackles of education simply meant more naps, questionable hygiene choices and indulging in video games. the diet of this person would consist of items from the Aldi freezer aisle and beverages would be some nice healthy cordial and soda. the state of his bedroom is dreadful and at first entrance would be a hit on the face with body odor, rotting toast under his bed and many mysterious white stains on his carpet and keyboard.
by Triggermuppet March 21, 2024
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Zane (noun):
A mysterious being who almost never responds, appearing only on rare and important occasions—like a legendary Pokémon with selective hearing. Messages to Lio often vanish into the void, but when Lio does reply, it’s treated as a cosmic event worthy of celebration.
This person is such a zane (Fictional being from my upcoming book) bruh like i only told him about my brake up and he just said yeah
by Yo why lowber November 30, 2025
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