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Your Mom

1. A very nice lady that makes meals for you and your family. Acts like she enjoys your friends company more than your's.

2. The response a middle schooler would give you, goes well with "who asked","Joe who?", and "To your left".
(Zeke)- I hope we don't go against some sweats.

(Mathew)- ...Your Mom
by Soupy Man 69 April 27, 2021
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the term "your mom" is usually used for your mom jokes. and is basically used for shitpost.
John: Hey bro, wanna know what i did?
Bill: what?
John: Your mom!!!! XDDDD
Bill: god dammit john.
by CohenKS May 8, 2021
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your mom is the best joke ever. you can use it always as a defense, no matter what argument you're in.
Example 1:
Teacher: "Sarah, why are you late to class?"
Sarah: "Oh I'm sorry sir, I was fucking your mom"

Example 2:
Nina: "Ew, you look like a lesbian!"
Sophie: "LMFAO, have you ever looked at your mom?!"
by nobody cares about you <3 July 12, 2022
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The best meal I've ever had
A : Isn't that your mom?
B : No, that's Hero's aunt
A : But she's the best meal I've ever had
by 10,11 buff cat June 7, 2022
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Your mom is a stupid joke 11 year olds use , its unfunny and annoying
Sara: Hey what are you doing
John: YOUR MOM AHAHAHA
Sara: ur unfunny
by _salowais September 6, 2022
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The fatest living creature in the world, weights more than 50000 elephants
What's the biggest thing in the world?
Your mom
by Maxifire32 April 26, 2022
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Your mom is someone who i violated last and who sucks my cock don’t have a sister, you will in 9 months.
by Nexus the memer May 3, 2022
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