Yankees Fans

The scum of America. Whenever the Yankees lose, they bring up their 27 world series rings, as if that means anything during that game. Yankee fans are most hated by Red Sox and Mets fans, but the fans of the other 27 MLB teams hate them too. They like to start fights with anyone that they think is a Yankee hater. Unlike most fanbases, who usually only boo their own team/players when they fuck up royally, Yankees fans will boo whenever someone fucks up, even if it's just a small fuck up. They are also some of the most uncivilized people on Earth.

example A: Someone with New York license plates and/or anything pro-Yankees on their car parks outside of Fenway Park. The car is usually left alone. The owner of the car walks into Fenway Park all decked out in Yankees gear. He or she is shouted at, booed, and heckled by RedSox fans.

Example B: Someone with Massachusetts license plates and/or anything pro RedSox parks their car outside Yankee Stadium. They will most likely return to find their tires slashed. The owner of the car goes into Yankee Stadium all decked out in RedSox gear. He or she is shouted at, booed, and heckled, and more often than not they are also pelted with anything that can be thrown at them by Yankees fans.

by somewhereinMA December 27, 2010

2 yanks

The most infamous license plate in the state of Ohio.

"Ben, what does your license plate mean?"

"It stands for Derek Jeter and the Yankees"

"'2 Yanks' sounds like you lack some endurance"

by Jon Reed March 8, 2007

big yank

To be in a hurry.

Conversely, if you find you have a lot of time, you are not in a big yank.

"Hey, want to check out that new pizza place on the corner?"

"Sure, why not? It's only noon. I don't have to work until 7 tonight, so I'm not in a big yank."

by TinyFly September 10, 2013

chocolate yanking

Jerking off with your own shit as lubricant.

My hand always stinks after chocolate yanking.

by hcky2379 February 10, 2015

Yankees

Any American born outside the South (especially from the north)

Them Damn Yankees need to hop on Delta and head back north.

by JCMoney May 4, 2004

yankees fan

n; a front runner, a cocky homo loving(jeter) loser who "likes" the yankees so he has a chance to indentify with the glory and victory he will never achieve in his own life.

a snobby rich stock broker who knows nothing about baseball yet sits front row all season long who sneers at anyone who beats the yankees, parading yankees history as his own feat saying, " 26 championships" a glorified version of " scoreboard"

by webster October 15, 2003

new york yankees

probably the most hated baseball team.

New york Yankees deserve all the hate. A-Rod sucks anus.

by Adrian May 30, 2006