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backyard wrestling 

Backyard wrestling is stupid and dangerous and should not be done without proper training. Kids usually end up getting hurt because they practice stunts that can seriously hurt or even kill themselves.
Kid #1: Hey how did you break BOTH your legs?
Kid #2: Oh I was a stupid idiot who jumped off the roof of my garage to swantom bomb my little brother.
Kid #1: You're right! You ARE an idiot!
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Cambodian arm wrestling 

A form of arm wrestling where two men strip and beat each-other off. The winner in the one who makes his opponent ejaculate first (No one really loses in the end though.
"Hey wanna do some cambodian arm wrestling, i hear you cant lose!"

Render Wrestling 

A 2K e-[fed] featuring fictional wrestlers being protrayed by real ones. Ran by TheAlphaClub, Pehrox, Goldenskulls and JR. A [youtube] series.
Hey man, did you [watch] the latest volume of Render Wrestling?

tongue-wrestling 

When you're forcefully making out with someone and regular french-kissing just isn't kinky enough. Attempting to pin opponent's tongue for three seconds or more. Victor proclaims the most powerful tongue in the land, and after he/she is permitted to do a lil dancey dance while exclaiming "Huzzah!".
Zack: "Hey Charlie, I heard you were talking mad shit tonight. You think you wanna settle the score with a tongue-wrestling match?"

Charlie: "Hell yeah, huzzah bitch. I'm ready."

*Zack and Charlie leave the room and passionately tongue-wrestle*
tongue-wrestling by wrestlemania69 February 21, 2021

mommy and daddy wrestling 

Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray you don't multiply.
That's what people say right?
Last night I say mommy and daddy wrestling and I decided to join in.

Naked mud wrestling club

A club people can join where they can go to watch women mud wrestle naked or mud wrestal naked themselves.
John is in that naked mud wrestling club.

World Wrestling Entertainment 

The leading brand of sports entertainment. Formally known as the World Wrestling Federation until losing an acronym battle with the World Wildlife Fund. Put World Championship Wrestling (WCW) out of business.
WWE is the major leagues of professional wrestling