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Shepards Pie without the Mash

The aftermath of what you believed to be a humble fart.
1. Peter thought he was clever performing a one cheek bench sneak but didn't feel so fucking clever when he realised he had Shepards Pie without the Mash in his pants.

2. "That fart sounded wet" Steve announced during the Sermon
"Feels wet actually Steve" replied the Vicar, "I do believe I have Shepards Pie without the Mash in my underwear, please excuse me while I clean this shit up"

3. Deidre suddenly became withdrawn & pale. It was clearly obvious she had Shepards Pie without the Mash in her knickers.

4. Dave let out a thunderous bottom belch and grinned insanely, "Shepards Pie without the Mash" he exclaimed
by The Real Mark Hunt November 7, 2010
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"Sorry for looking into your eyes without permission" is a trend on TikTok where if you watch a video like a spirit sighting or something, you have to say "Sorry for looking into your eyes without permission" or else the spirit will haunt you until you die.

That is obviously fake since you can't get curses via bluetooth.
Random guy: *sees an unnerving video*
Random guy: oh my god i'm sorry for looking into your eyes without permission
Random guy number 2: bruh you can't get curses via bluetooth wtf
by PoleyISuppose September 8, 2023
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Without Ruth

An alternate way of saying ruthless. Means that a person is being harsh or unforgiving. Can be Said after a friend has chosen not to laugh at a joke.
Charles: "a dyslexic man walked into a bra!"
Jake: (stares at charles, stony faced)
Charles: "oh man, You are totally without ruth!)
by tphigc August 19, 2008
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trying to take a shit without pissing

(n.) An expression used to describe a task which is nearly impossible to do while avoiding its by-products or consequences.
You want to go to a strip club without spending a lot of cash? Man, that's like trying to take a shit without pissing.
by Dwebbie Appleton May 31, 2009
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garfield without garfield

Exactly what it sounds like: Garfield comic strips with Garfield removed, making Jon a lonely schizo. Like most amusing internet fads, got started on 4chan.
Garfield without Garfield is a million times funnier than the comic itself.
by Aqua_Mann March 26, 2008
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friends without benefits

A relationship in which two friends are practically dating but there are no sexual benefits.
"I took her to Earth last night---after we had dinner with her parents. And prom's next week."
"...did you hook up?"
"No...we're like friends without benefits."
by amadeus1985 June 12, 2009
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taking without asking

taking something without asking permission is effectively stealing, especially if the person committing the act has no intention of replacing what is taken.
food from my shelf was taken without my being asked, this is clearly an act of stealing.

"oh dear, someone has been eating my food! no one asked me if they could eat my food, therefore I can only deduce that it has been stolen."

taking without asking is not cool
by the moralist January 4, 2012
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