eel skin watch

An official eel skin watch occurs when a man, or young boy uses one hand to stretch his flacid penis all the way around his opposing wrist. While this may be confused for a real watch, it must never be relied upon as an accurate timepiece.

If if an individual is short on funding, he may choose to sport an eel skin watch to impress his partner for the time being. This will provide warmth to the wrist and displays the veins in your penis quite nicely.

by Jess Vincent April 24, 2003

British weather

(adj.) bad unless you're used to it, in which case you like it.

170 of rainy bliss per year, marred by 52 days of summer sun. Oh well.


Fun fact: Despite having the lowest number of useable days in Europe, Britain has more convertable cars (by percentage) than any other european country.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

hows the weather up there

A dick thing you say to a tall person to piss them off.

Person 1 "Hows the weather up there?"
Person 2 "Fuck you."

by Jackalfu March 20, 2017

Pizza and watch netflix

Pizza and watch netflix is the invitation given to a girl from a guy to "hang out" which is a cover for having sex.

guy:"hey wanna come round? we can order pizza and watch netflix"
really what he means is..
guy: "hey want to come to mine and have sex?"

by ARGGHHHHHHHHHHHH January 8, 2015

Watch the colors change

To have sex in a car, particularly at night in a secluded, rural, area.

I heard that Bobby and Jeannie always drive out to the country at night and watch the colors change!

by Seth Feldman November 15, 2006

Watched

The process of becoming a watch

If you watched these notebooks, they'd become a watch.

by Irishhpirate February 17, 2020

watch my shit

A common pharse said to one of your friends when you are leaving for a second to use the bathroom go to the vending machine etc... You entrust your valuables like your northface bag, your coat, ipod or anything that could be stolen in your absence.

Jake: Yo Ima go take a piss watch my shit please
David: Ight

by ibehigh4u April 13, 2011