To wank proudly out of an open window and ejaculate onto the road or stunned passers by.
Bonus points for maintaining eye contact with a neighbour while slap boxing the one eyed champ!!
Bonus points for maintaining eye contact with a neighbour while slap boxing the one eyed champ!!
I'm in a rather dirty mood tonight Claude, infact I'm going to have a quick window wank. Should I ever need an alibi I'm pretty sure the neighbours will remember.
by Lardy croft fridge raider June 14, 2015
Get the window wankmug. A web design term that refers to the act of repeatedly resizing ones browser to observe a website's design responding to changes in browser dimension; e.g. emulating the experience of viewing the site on a mobile browser. May produce feelings of pleasure and/or guilt.
by Little Sammy B September 19, 2014
Get the browser wankingmug. When you shove your phone in your boxers, so that when someone rings or texts you, your phone vibrates giving you a nice feeling. This can also make you hav an errection. For girls if you put it near or in your pussy then you can also have enjoyment.
Eg1
man that girl is hot she was phone-wanking me all last night! Man I got soo horny, I got a massive errection.
Eg2
wow I was being phone-wanked last night by a reli hot guy!
man that girl is hot she was phone-wanking me all last night! Man I got soo horny, I got a massive errection.
Eg2
wow I was being phone-wanked last night by a reli hot guy!
by Josh ;) February 12, 2009
Get the Phone-Wankingmug. To stop play a game, often times competitive (IE, CS:GO or LoL), midway to jerk off.
Once you then come back to the game few minutes later you should play better.
Once you then come back to the game few minutes later you should play better.
by NOKris September 5, 2015
Get the mojo wankmug. The first wank after a long exam season. Involves screaming, "FREEDOM!" enthusiastically at the point of ejaculation.
Saul: Mate, I just had an incredible Freedom Wank.
Tom: Oh yeah I heard! I thought you were watching Braveheart.
Tom: Oh yeah I heard! I thought you were watching Braveheart.
by TomAndSaul June 5, 2014
Get the Freedom Wankmug. You get a group of friends to come around to your house, you then choose the seeker, who will count to 50 while the rest of the group of friends find hiding places within the house.
After the seeker has done counting he/she has to shout "ready or not here I come" once these words are spoken the hiders commence wanking. The seeker then searchs for said wankers, and has to find them before they ejaculate
After the seeker has done counting he/she has to shout "ready or not here I come" once these words are spoken the hiders commence wanking. The seeker then searchs for said wankers, and has to find them before they ejaculate
Phil: "where is simon?"
Simons mum: "sorry were abit busy playing wank and seek, I think he is hiding in the closet as it smells of sex wee in there!"
Simons mum: "sorry were abit busy playing wank and seek, I think he is hiding in the closet as it smells of sex wee in there!"
by phild12345 October 16, 2009
Get the Wank and seekmug. Dan; Why did you spend so long in the jacks, were you having a gay wank or something?
Matt; yes i was.
Dan; wait i didn't know you were gay!
Matt; I'm not, you don't have to be gay to enjoy a gay wank.
Matt; yes i was.
Dan; wait i didn't know you were gay!
Matt; I'm not, you don't have to be gay to enjoy a gay wank.
by johnny wanks-alot December 23, 2008
Get the Gay Wankmug.