gum wagon

a vehicle that a gum(old person) drives around

adam: look at that gummy gum with a tummy tum in his gum wagon

by slip slap February 12, 2006

braggin wagon

A great way to describe a sport wagon with large wheels. Sport wagons, unlike their station wagon predecessors, are designed with stiffer and sportier suspensions meant to handle the extra weight in the back and are also quickly growing in popularity.

Can also be used to jokingly refer to a hooptie station wagon.

Tom: Dude look at that Dodge Magnum SRT-8!
Joe: Damn, that's a braggin wagon.

by wheelmanLS2 August 29, 2006

Chav Wagon

Limousines of the stretched variety that aren't used by heads of state but are instead hired by chavs the moment they've scraped together a bit of money in the mistaken belief that it's possible to buy class.

Often pink, decked out with lasers and under-chassis lights.

The stretched hummer is the ultimate chav wagon.

There's more STD's in that chav wagon than most brothels.

by Antid December 5, 2009

whimper wagon

How one might to get to the pity party.

Josie: "Do you know where Chelsea went? She was really upset about not getting invited to the dance."
John: "No clue - she jumped right into her whimper wagon and drove off."

by Mama Frazz December 2, 2010

milk wagons

female breasts

"Check out those milk wagons."

by Jason F. February 10, 2004

disney wang

A penis by a Young child or teenager who watch's the diseny channel

Davedays and Bahlahlah have disney wang's

by What_now June 24, 2008

Wagon ruts

A word for describing when a woman's pants are pulled up so tight you can see her beef curtains. This has the resemblance of tracks left by a wagon wheel. Observing said event can be enjoyable yet leads to penis frustration since it makes you want to have sex with her. The term is synonymous with camel toe.

1. "Her wagon ruts made my dick want to travel the oregon trail."

2. "I'm no Stephen Hawking but her wagon ruts are sooo deep her vagina might be a black hole."

3. "The fabric of her pants created wagon ruts as it tried to traverse her cavernous poon."

by cmoney55 September 19, 2011