greasier than a Wal-Mart parking lot!

Poor people shop at Wal-Mart. Poor people have poor cars. Poor cars leak a lot of oil. (Don't believe me? Check the grease pools in the empty spaces of your local Wal-Mart.)

This pizza's greasier than a Wal-Mart parking lot!

by El Gringo Del Mingo July 13, 2010

The Great Wal of Mart

(n.) A slang term for the discount store that has consumed America as we know it, demolishing our economy of free enterprise and putting many small corporations out of business. Also known as Wally World, The Great Wal (Wall)

Jim Bob!!! No playing in the toy section with the youngins when we get to The Great Wal of Mart!

by chas.co. November 5, 2004

c'est-pas-une-eglise-icitte té chez Wal-Mart

Translation: It's not a church here you are at Wal-Mart.
Said when you shop at Wal-Mart and you know they use 3rd world child labor and dont particularly care.

It's not a church here, you are in hell....we are all going to hell in a hurry anyways you can exploit at will.

regarde la belle chemise designer dans le rack avec le bonhomme jaune juste 1,49$...comment y font?

Ostie!c'est-pas-une-eglise-icitte té chez Wal-Mart

by notSmiley February 1, 2006

I'll see you at wal mart

"I'll see you at Walmart" is an expression that was reportedly created by a US army soldier in the Tacoma Seattle area. It has since gained popularity and spread throughout various urban communities. The origins of the phrase are unclear, but it is believed to have originated as a way to challenge or threaten others in a confrontational manner. While the exact meaning and usage of the phrase may vary among different groups, it generally conveys a sense of aggression and a willingness to engage in physical altercation. As with any potentially violent language, it is important to use the phrase responsibly and with caution, as it can easily escalate a situation and lead to harm.

Hey, shut up
Who are you talking too
You
That's ok, I'll see you at Wal Mart

by Introvert95 April 2, 2023

Man, go to Wal-Mart

A term not unlike - go to hell. It can be used when someone is being a real shit-ass towards you. For being in a Wal-Mart is like going to hell.

Lori: "Hey Lance! I think you may have mismatched your clothes. They look awful. Hahahha."
Lance: "Hey Lori! Your mom dressed me this morning after I brought the beast to her for three hours straight, so it's on her blurred out eyes that I almost fucked out of her head."
Lori: "That's not funny. My Mom has an addiction."
Lance: "Man, go to Wal-Mart!"

by von groovy June 24, 2024

Wal-mart Mad

Is when your in Wak - Mart and the persion you went to Wal- Mart with pissses you off so bad you want to hold everyone in Wal--Mart hostage, have a 6hr stand off with police.,then commit death by cop .

I went through my bf phone while he wss sleeping, and when he woke up he was definatly Wal-Mart mad .⁰#

by ✨️☠️☠️Hacker1 May 7, 2025

The Wal-Mart Effect

When you've become a permanent employee of Wal-Mart - where you've paved your destiny by binding yourself to work there for the rest if your life, it is inevitable that you will become a fatty, a super fatty fat fatty, some could even argue morbidly obese fatty. This comes from the depression and misery & rollercoaster of negative emotions that comes with being employed with Wal-Mart. Every employee that works their way up in the store, undoubtedly, experiences The Wal-Mart Effect. Fattys.

Friend 1: Hey buddy, you've gained some weight since I seen you last!
Friend 2: Yeah, I got hit with the Wal-Mart Effect when I became a customer service manager.

Friend 1: Wow, our manager sure is a wide load!
Friend 2: Well yeah, every manager falls victim to The Wal-Mart Effect.

Manager: Go wash the windows.
Employee: Whatever you fat loser, if you don't kill yourself, The Wal-Mart Effect will claim you, fat ass.

by OGPAPI69 July 29, 2018