After a long night of hard drugs and drinking, waking up to some broad suckin off your swollen, overused aching rod from the past night.
Ahh shit, this morning I walked in on Barry's girlfriend giving him a wake n' BOB, and I saw her turkey snoot hangin down.
by John Kerr July 18, 2008
Get the Wake n' BOBmug. To masturbate in bed shortly after waking up. Usually on weekends or days off where you wont have to leave in a rush and you take your time. This is adapted from the term wake n bake which is to smoke marijuana shortly after waking.
I'm so happy there's no school today I have all the time In the world I think ill wake 'n' wank to start off the day!
by ninjamonkeydrummer September 2, 2012
Get the Wake 'n' Wankmug. by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant June 30, 2005
Get the wake up with the chickensmug. The process of waking up, smoking marijuana, and eating a Philly cheese steak. Traditionally done in the city of Philadelphia for authenticity purposes.
"Dude yesterday morning I Wake. Bake. Steak.ed, and the only thing I remember saying in the duration of 3 hours was, whiz wit...."
by Dr. Bliss September 21, 2009
Get the Wake. Bake. Steak.mug. by smellymeli March 11, 2018
Get the wake n bakemug. Similar to a "Wake N Bake", the act of waking up in the morning and 'taking' your girlfriend, boyfriend, wife or husband.
The act of performing sexual intercourse as soon as you're awake.
The act of performing sexual intercourse as soon as you're awake.
by bazookajoe666rulesyomama November 2, 2010
Get the Wake N' Takemug. Waking up to pointless tv such as paid programing or infomercial and watching it without changing the channel
by Rhfhridkrufjtk September 15, 2010
Get the Wake up Tvmug.