the wound has healed

A way of saying "get over it" but in a more nasty way.

I don't care about that, the wound has healed with the whole Germany-Jews thing.

by Pepper005 January 16, 2011

self-licking wound

a product or process geared to or causing a cycle of self-reinforcing entropy or addiction

Stan found out sugar addiction was a self-licking wound, the more he got, the more he wanted. It was a hard way to learn the Law Of Diminishing Returns.

by Cousin Leopold December 23, 2008

open axe wound

a particularly accomodating wordGulp/word. One that a gentleman couldn't 'touch the sides' in.

"As he stepped away from his latest victim, it became apparently obvious by the way her legs lay, that he had indeed left more than one open axe wound on her corpse." - From the Diary of Jack the Ripper.

by Ebs August 21, 2003

sucking face wound

Refers to an aesthetically ugly face, belonging to either a man or a woman, a boy or a girl. The face may appear to have a deformity, but, in actuality, is completely natural.

Derivation of "sucking chest wound", a particular trauma localized in the lower abdomen when blood vessels constrict and "suck" in extraneous flesh.

He is suffering from a "sucking face wound".

Sally appears to have a "sucking face wound".

by Plexus August 18, 2008

Wound that never heals

The female genitalia (pussy)

"My girlfriend has the nicest wound that never heals"

"Who doesn't like a nice wound that never heals"

by kevin rob ryan September 28, 2008

hairy axe wound

a womens vagina. fish taco bearded clam cunt salmon canyon pink taco vertical smile

dude, your grandma had the nastiest hairy axe wound. look like she was chopped with a rusty axe

by dr.frank December 21, 2006

Shag an Open Wound

A common expression that British subjects use for an overly horny man who would literally fuck anything with a slit, gash or hole in it. See Hugh Grant or The Prophet Muhammad.

I reckon that guy Tim is so overly sexed he would shag an open wound!

"That's right Andy, fuck everyone!" "You'de fuck an open wound if you had half the chance!"

by [e-mail] September 1, 2006