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tab worker

r/wallstreetbets trader that piggybacks the due diligence of other traders that are equally blind, usually late to the table. Derogatory term for a trader that's continually searching for the next 10 x'er having no knowledge of the company or ticker they are about to dump money into.
You're just a Tab Worker
by Lesssugarless April 23, 2021
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Filthy Miracle Worker

A friend or confidant that plays Cupid on your behalf. Someone who offers you online dating advice or arranges the opportunity for you to meet new lovers via their Internet profiles.

If the hookup is successful, the person that facilitated the situation is known as a Filthy Miracle Worker.
Dan set me up with a girl he has been talking to on a dating website. Had a great night. The guy is a legend and a filthy miracle worker.
by creativecaravan May 15, 2014
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Red Collar Worker

Someone who works as a social media influencer, due to the red in the YouTube logo.
Charlie Kirk was a red collar worker because he makes online content.
by hanballector September 12, 2025
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deathcare workers

Individuals charged with important tasks following people dying. Includes medical examiners plus autopsy and funeral workers and more.
From a government email during the Covod-19 pandemic: ‘Deathcare workers need to decide who is responsible for cleaning the outside of the body bags.’
by yes juanito yes May 5, 2020
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Cum worker

A person who's job involves the selling, exchanging, disposal, experimenting, staking, or prepping one's own cum to a bank, p2p client, laboratory, or any other institution who is interested in purchasing genetic materials dispite if or if not the seller's cum specimen is sterilized or fertile.

Similar to how a sex worker sells their body, a cum worker's selling of their products is a pure transactional non romantic job.

Best example is a professional sperm doner.
Yo you hear how John is making 2k usd a month from cumming in a lab jar once a day? He's for sure one hard working cum worker

Hey, you hear how Jane is raking in bank from slinging her spunk on OnlyFans? She's making 200 bucks per load of cum from her simps!
by BigKnotKyle September 26, 2025
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workers solidarity

A term created by drunken upper white class white europeans in the late 1800's and early 1900's to fool europoor into dying en mass in wars of conquest, co-opted by upper white class teenager pink collar workers in the west in the current year -/+ 5 years. Meant to convince blue and white collar workers that fast food and coffee making are serious career choices, but mostly signals everyone within ear-shot that someone's parents overpaid for an arts/humanities degree from a prestigious leftist indoctrination institute.
Grayson/Kaden/Asher/Aiden - "REAL socialism has never been tried and I should make $15/hour or I am literally a slave being extorted by the evil bourgeoisie of society! Scream at the sky for workers solidarity!"

Customer - "That is nice and all, but I ordered no cheese on this hamburger?"
by che_shirt_on_sale January 7, 2019
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Women workers

The only place you will find women that are working was in the DDR.
Guys, our company is loosing money, I think we'll have to fire somebody...

OR... We can pay women workers half of what we guys earn.
by Small_White_Quacker July 30, 2023
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