White Girl Story

A White Girl Story™ is a story that has a beginning and and end, but no real climax. Bonus points if they start stating facts that have nothing to do with the story.

Tiffany: So four years ago on a Saturday someone cut me off
John: What a White Girl Story™

by Vigarita November 26, 2019

Straight white girl

The Straught white girl is a female in which would be considered "cool" or "Popular" they wear white Nike shoes, lululemon leggings, and white nike socks rolled up over their leggings. if you spot one in the wild please call animal control. these girls are attracted by nature to the STRAIGHT WHITE MAN, who have been blessed with tiny pps and enjoy football and garages. the straight white girl enjoys soccer and calling people who dress alternative "weird" or bark at them in animalistic behavior. please watch out for these dangers.

Straight white girl: BARK BARK WOOF WOOF

Me: my guy, im literally just wearing a band t-shirt and ripped cargo pants...

by Girl in reds wife April 12, 2022

Juicy white girl

White girl with a wide ass and a tight coochie

I seen the juicy white girl in the club and she was thick as hell

by Sjxo November 20, 2016

White Girl Tax

A Tax that foreign guys must pay to white women, in America, for taking the jobs of white men. Since white men no longer have jobs they are not able to buy things, hence foreigners need to supplement it with gifts or cash for the women.

"You better pay up your white girl tax at the end of the month. Remember it's 2/3 of your salary, not including back rubs."

"Foreigners have to pay an extra tax in America, The White Girl Tax."

by BrownHolyCow April 29, 2013

white girl sandy

cocaine, powder, mary jane, crack

Ken the user: Hey man have you seen that white girl sandy?
Kens drug dealer (that's on speed dial): ya man, she's with me. I'll bring her by to see you in a few.

by Ken (I'll fold you like a lawnchair) August 10, 2007

white girl swag

When a girl thinks she's black and tries to have swag but fails because she's too white. Usually stylized as #WhiteGirlSwag

Girl 1: Yo, I saw this chick with a huge booty last night.
Girl 2: #WhiteGirlSwag
Girl 1: What are you talking about, bro?
Girl 2: #WhiteGirlSwag
Girl 1: Yo, white girl swag? Quit playin'.
Girl 2: #WhiteGirlSwag
Girl 3: #WhiteGirlSwag
Boy 1: #WhiteGirlSwag
Everyone: #WhiteGirlSwag

by failswagbroski September 1, 2012

white girl squad

group of 12 girls also known as “crop top circle” that attend brea olinda high school. fun fact they aren’t all white it’s just an illusion!! they are way too pretty for their young age and everyone wants to look like them.

omg look it’s white girl squad!! and look they are all wearing crop tops SHOCKER

by Mama biggie February 20, 2018