wiggity wiggity wasted 

a term used to describe a male or female intoxicated to the point of not knowing who they are, where they are, etc. Usually this stage of wastedness occurs prior to blackout and after wasted.

"Dude, I'm getting wiggity wiggity wasted tonight!"

wiggity wiggity wasted by haha... .blondie October 25, 2005

White girl wasted

Getting so drunk at a party or event that everyone suddenly knows you bc you puked in 2 cars and an uber.

Last night at the MP ball, Villegas got white girl wasted

White girl wasted by Lucyinthegym October 5, 2017

sex wasted 

n. A feeling or state of being derived from an extremely powerful sexual experience, which leaves the person in an extended state of euphoria. The experience can be described as a similar feeling of alcohol intoxication, without the negative detriment to motor functions.

The sex this morning felt so good, I feel sex wasted.

sex wasted by BlackWaltzOne October 13, 2013

wolfe-wasted 

Someone who at first seems cool, then after you meet her. She turns into a bitch, and when she drinks she is that crying bitch who everyone hates. Thus being Wolfe-wasted

The other night Abby was really Wolfe-wasted last weekend, a lot of people have lost respect for her

wolfe-wasted by The_Truth13 February 13, 2014

white collar wasted 

"White collar wasted" is getting wasted after work while still in business casual/formal. The more hours that pass after work, the better.

By 10 pm it becomes apparent to onlookers that you either are too drunk to go home and change, too lazy, or you are a douche. But you don't give a damn. You are white collar wasted.

Be respectful of those around you and loosen that tie.

Office coworker/recent college graduate: "Hey man, what are you doing after you go home from work today."

You: "I'm not going home; I'm getting white collar wasted."

Northwestern Mutual sales douche 1: "My hair is gelled, my face is bronzed up, I got juiced at the gym this morning, I'm wearing a suit, and it's 6 pm at the office on a Friday. What do I do now?"

Identical looking Northwestern Mutual sales douche #2: "Don't you dare loosen that tie. Let's get white collar wasted and hit on college bitches."

white collar wasted by gclax333 October 13, 2012

chocolate wasted

when you get passed over dose drunk/wasted

omg, i'm so chocolate wasted right now

chocolate wasted by an0nym0us1234 June 23, 2010

hispanic girl wasted

This term is to be used on those who have reached thier ultimate drunken level. Hispanic girl wasted means you are beyond white girl wasted to a vast degree. Only use this term on those who are worthy of it. This is a compliment for heavy drinkers.

"damn bro, your friend is hispanic girl wasted, he's downed like..20 shots man"

hispanic girl wasted by Mandaa Pandaa September 11, 2011