vaginal yogurt

Milky and pasty mucus substance that ozzes from a women's Vagina.

I was down there playing around with her and Rob dipped into some of that vaginal yogurt!

by Samww August 04, 2006

Vaginal Cremation

When you're fucking a girl, she pours gasoline all over your dick, she uses a match/lighter to ignite it, and you shove your burning cock into her pussy.

I was with Jessica last night and i had to go to the fucking hospital after we fucked. Turns out she is into Vaginal Cremation

by UncleCrustyOfYT October 25, 2015

Vaginal sabbath

When your girl is having her period and does not wish to have sex.

Man: hey babe, let's make sex."
Woman: "aw, wish I could but it's the vaginal sabbath."

by Pastor Vagenius March 27, 2016

vaginal computer

when FABWAMBA men go on the computer to look at female vaginal areas.

OR

A robots vagina.

roy: I saw some great vaginal computers last night!

max: Wow d00d yous a fag!

by reptar! March 01, 2008

vaginal distrophy

A crooked vagina. Also known as VD.

Damn. She had VD?
No that type. I'm ok. Vaginal Distrophy. It was a bit askew.

by Justin from Bama February 05, 2017

vaginal turbulance

When you fuck the pussy so good that it starts to tremble and quiver like an airplane

Damn, I fucked Jenny so good last night that I think I gave her vaginal turbulance

by Morgan The Freemason September 16, 2015

Vaginal Bookmark

Having your girlfriend/date/wife/ho save your seat/spot at a bar, concert or other public events while you go smoke or use the pisser.

Dave - "Hey, lets go grab a smoke."
Shua - "Daryl! Get your vaginal bookmark to save our table!"

by Shuasage June 15, 2010