by Samww August 3, 2006
Get the vaginal yogurtmug. When you're fucking a girl, she pours gasoline all over your dick, she uses a match/lighter to ignite it, and you shove your burning cock into her pussy.
I was with Jessica last night and i had to go to the fucking hospital after we fucked. Turns out she is into Vaginal Cremation
by UncleCrustyOfYT December 20, 2015
Get the Vaginal Cremationmug. Having your girlfriend/date/wife/ho save your seat/spot at a bar, concert or other public events while you go smoke or use the pisser.
by Shuasage June 16, 2010
Get the Vaginal Bookmarkmug. by reptar! February 29, 2008
Get the vaginal computermug. Colloquial term of a usually possessive nature indicating a female with whom one is either emotionally or physically intimate. Usually refers to a wife or girlfriend, although it can be extended to a fuck buddy, or even a platonic relationship, of close enough. This is similar to the informal use of the word "bitch" among girlfriends, but applicable to male usage.
Clair and I aren't dating, but she's just about the coolest vaginal unit I've met since college, you should totally meet her!
by Chigouderen December 23, 2010
Get the Vaginal Unitmug. Complete anti rape device that would render any rapist's penis in pieces. It is worn around the vaginal opening and when intruded by unwanted cock it snaps shut with a simultaneous twisting motion.
by Dr Kelvin Rhubarb July 12, 2016
Get the vaginal swordmug. by Morgan The Freemason October 29, 2015
Get the vaginal turbulancemug.