Vaginally Frigid

A phrase referring to a woman who can only attain an orgasm through clitoral stimulation and not through standard vaginal intercourse.
"My girlfriend has no orgasms when we have sex because she is vaginally frigid"
by Andrew Timmons May 02, 2008
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vaginal sword

Complete anti rape device that would render any rapist's penis in pieces. It is worn around the vaginal opening and when intruded by unwanted cock it snaps shut with a simultaneous twisting motion.
Dwayne got his cut short in her vaginal sword
by Dr Kelvin Rhubarb March 23, 2016
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Vaginal Cremation

When you're fucking a girl, she pours gasoline all over your dick, she uses a match/lighter to ignite it, and you shove your burning cock into her pussy.
I was with Jessica last night and i had to go to the fucking hospital after we fucked. Turns out she is into Vaginal Cremation
by UncleCrustyOfYT October 25, 2015
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Vaginal sabbath

When your girl is having her period and does not wish to have sex.
Man: hey babe, let's make sex."
Woman: "aw, wish I could but it's the vaginal sabbath."
by Pastor Vagenius March 27, 2016
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vaginal computer

when FABWAMBA men go on the computer to look at female vaginal areas.

OR

A robots vagina.
roy: I saw some great vaginal computers last night!

max: Wow d00d yous a fag!
by reptar! March 01, 2008
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Vaginal Crossfire

When You have the fortunate opportunity to Nail more than one Snatch at a time but you Dont know where to start.
Joey was sat in a bar with his girlfriend who is keen to be taken back home tonight when Two lesbians catch him before his trip to the toilet and invite him back to theirs tonight for some "Fun." In the toilet he recieves a call from his ex saying that she wants him to come and fullfill her needs.
The Description of this puzzle going on in his head is called "Vaginal Crossfire"
by ChillieC1990 August 07, 2011
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Vaginal Bookmark

Having your girlfriend/date/wife/ho save your seat/spot at a bar, concert or other public events while you go smoke or use the pisser.
Dave - "Hey, lets go grab a smoke."
Shua - "Daryl! Get your vaginal bookmark to save our table!"
by Shuasage June 15, 2010
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