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vsco girl

at this point in time, a vsco girl is the most basic of the basic bitches. most commonly seen with a fjall raven kanken backpack, a puka shell necklace, and white vans or birkenstocks, they can also be identified by linking their vsco account in their insta bio or shoving a giant hydroflask into their backpack pocket. many of these species clothe themselves in brandy melville, uo, and "tHriFteD" finds (typically oversized tshirts). #ilovelululemon
(written by a vsco girl)
Sarah is such a vsco girl... how basic of her
by boodypoppin July 21, 2019
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VSCO GIRL

An annoying as fuck little twat of a whore that is like 12 but try's to act 30 and walks around with a scrunchie on her wrist going an I oop and tsk tsk tsk tsk when no one actually cares. she has a hydro flash and shows it off as if she is the only one that has one ever when she isn't. she is probably wearing a tube top or a tank top and making a tik tok right now. if you ever meet a vsco girl run for he hills because everything they say will bore you to death in a minute.
vsco girl: oh no I dropped my hydro flask whilst I was adjusting my tube top and scrunchie! an I oop tsk tsk tsk tsk
normal person who doesn't care at all: *thinks: oh shut upppppppp!*
by DONT TOUCH ME!!!!!!!!!!! September 1, 2019
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vsco girl

the most basic girl you will ever meet, also the most annoying, also thinks that being "vsco" is a personality trait
all she will ever talk about is how she needs more stickers for her hydro flask
sea shell necklace , over sized shirt, lulu lemon leggings
her life looks perfect but she know damn well it aint
omg that's the 5th vsco girl we have seen today
by krystal :) July 3, 2019
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Vsco Girl

Dumb bitches that think their cool cause their saving the turtles, laugh like a fucking hyena, day and I oop after every sentence and look like they came out the trash
Jason: Look at that Vsco Girl

John: look at her and I oop shell necklace having bitch
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VSCO girl

They are mostly seen at the Mall. They wear oversized t-shirts/sweatshirts, 4 scrunchies on one wrist, like a million friendship bracelets, messy buns that they claim are “accidental” and to top it of a light blue hydro flask.
Me: Hi!
VSCO girl: Oh hi!!! Do you like my scrunchies?!?

VSCO girl: *drops hydro flask*

Me: *stares*
VSCO girl: And i oop... SKSKSKSKSKS
Me: *walks away*
by Ummmmm... I am awkward girl September 3, 2019
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VSCO girl

A stupid, scrunchie wearing, hydroflask carrying, sksksk shouting, annoying, d-bag who thinks dabbing is funny and does everything to get attention.
:that VSCO girl is so fucking annoying
:VSCO girl: and i oop.
:me: and you poop.
by NoodleMan58532454 October 7, 2019
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Vsco girl

The result if Satan and turtles having merging to make a human. And metal straws. And fucking annoying laughter. "And I OOP-" More like, and I dropped my hydro flask while typing this.
Child " Mom, the vsco girls are after me with their metal straws and annoying ass laughter, help!"

Mother "Sksksksk, you gonna sksksksk die. And I oop-"
by I AM an otaku..but I'm not a b September 22, 2019
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