Home to the richest people in the san ramon, danville, and blackhawk area. POC are forced into being whitewashed and white people love to act ghetto. All students have their daddy's visa and drive around in expensive cars they got right when they turn 16. a lot of white boys look like they haven't even hit puberty. white boys think they can rap, but no one there has the sense to tell them to give up because their music is absolute garbage. students who attend monte vista own huge mansions and then pretend that they're middle class claiming that they "aren't rich" while they have 2 teslas parked in their driveway. They act as if their life is sooo difficult and then rendezvous at Rome in the summer. girls pretend they're alt indie kids and shop at thrift stores but then go home to their mansion afterwards. the girls are butt-ugly and the guys are the most disgusting looking things you'll ever see. Nobody has an ounce of respect and nobody seems to realize that after highschool they're gonna be hopeless burnouts who failed school and have nothing left to live for as their live at MVHS revolved around a boof ass rapping career, daddy and mommies money, fast cars, hype beast clothes, racism, cringe ass highschool relationships, boof drugs, and fake friends.
GUY #1: bruh did you hear backspace's new drop? he goes to monte vista high school!
GUY #2: yuh was straight garbage. the bitchboy can't rap.
GIRL #1: I'm such a quirky color customizer girl taking tik toks at a thrift store.
GIRL #2: Ava how are you going to pay for all the clothes you picked out?
GIRL# 1: I have my daddies card don't worry about it! *hits puff bar*
GIRL #2: That's monte vista high school girls for ya...
GUY #2: yuh was straight garbage. the bitchboy can't rap.
GIRL #1: I'm such a quirky color customizer girl taking tik toks at a thrift store.
GIRL #2: Ava how are you going to pay for all the clothes you picked out?
GIRL# 1: I have my daddies card don't worry about it! *hits puff bar*
GIRL #2: That's monte vista high school girls for ya...
by Danvillian July 16, 2020
Ex. 1: NO! DAMN IT! Don't pull a Vista on me you stupid TV!
Ex. 2: FUCK! I pulled a Vista on my Girlfriend!
Ex. 2: FUCK! I pulled a Vista on my Girlfriend!
by JonZip July 09, 2010
When your Vista's:
a) Internet Explorer stops working for no apparent reason, and then your internet turns to crap for the next approaching 1 - 3 days
or,
b) takes an uncomfortably long amount of time to log in, only to leave you with an "incorrect password" message.
a) Internet Explorer stops working for no apparent reason, and then your internet turns to crap for the next approaching 1 - 3 days
or,
b) takes an uncomfortably long amount of time to log in, only to leave you with an "incorrect password" message.
Tom: Why haven't you logged in to Facebook since Monday? They did maintainance, and now it isn't a complete ripoff of Twitter! I can actually stand the UI now!
Dan: Dang vista-ruptions!
Dan: Dang vista-ruptions!
by isochronismisms! June 03, 2009
A highly competitive public high school in Cupertino California, often mistaken for Monte Vista Christian School. Around the late 1990s, asians began taking over and now it has become a nerd school. It is extremely homogenous not only in terms of the appearance of the students, but also their interests and hobbies, such as music tastes.
Girls usually listen to Kpop and boys listen to a random mainstream rapper, has anyone heard of Dragonforce? Probably not. Most people think about grades all day, and about 97% of the students end up in college. But there's always a cult of 20-30 kids who work out all the time. There's also a group of people who wanna be rappers or something, and think they are gangsters. 100% of the students identify as part of the LGBTQ community. We have a communist club. Oh and did I mention that every club on campus was created for the sole purpose of helping kids get into harvard? The only sports teams that win anything are crosscountry. cuz we skinny. Football team sucks.
You'd think that people in monta vista were "good kids", since they just study all day, but drugs and alchohol have been smuggled to homecoming , people do that dance called freaking, and coitus happens on campus.
Girls usually listen to Kpop and boys listen to a random mainstream rapper, has anyone heard of Dragonforce? Probably not. Most people think about grades all day, and about 97% of the students end up in college. But there's always a cult of 20-30 kids who work out all the time. There's also a group of people who wanna be rappers or something, and think they are gangsters. 100% of the students identify as part of the LGBTQ community. We have a communist club. Oh and did I mention that every club on campus was created for the sole purpose of helping kids get into harvard? The only sports teams that win anything are crosscountry. cuz we skinny. Football team sucks.
You'd think that people in monta vista were "good kids", since they just study all day, but drugs and alchohol have been smuggled to homecoming , people do that dance called freaking, and coitus happens on campus.
You're so Monta Vista that you pulled allnighters in higschool to get straight A's and 20 APs to get into UC Berkeley computer science and graduate summa cum laude, only to have your boss be a San Jose state grad with a 2.8 gpa.
by YouraverageMVGrad August 09, 2022
A Macaronic Spanish (Mock Spanish) term meaning "See you later" or "Goodbye". The expression originates from the movie Terminator 2, and has become very popular since then.
by CrazyOtaku250 May 10, 2023
Vista’s the type of person who’s creative and approachable. Their uniqueness is shown whether it’s through their personality or their appearance. They often may be seen as quiet or to themselves but can be pretty outgoing if they choose to be. Overall, Vista is a good friend and is someone you can count on.
Person 1: I met this person named Vista today, they were pretty nice.
Person 2: That’s such a cool name too, you’ll have to introduce me!
Person 2: That’s such a cool name too, you’ll have to introduce me!
by iitzh November 23, 2021
1. Make your friend buy something to test out how bad it is before you buy it.
2. Use marketing to trick someone into buying an inferior product that they later regret.
2. Use marketing to trick someone into buying an inferior product that they later regret.
Friend 1: "You should buy Windows 11, then I'll decide whether to buy it based on your review."
Friend 2: "I'm not letting you vista me again."
Friend 1: "Hey bro, how did you get a Wii?"
Friend 2: "I got vista'd."
Friend 2: "I'm not letting you vista me again."
Friend 1: "Hey bro, how did you get a Wii?"
Friend 2: "I got vista'd."
by doenjangnam December 27, 2022