No u

The ultimate comeback to any negatory statement made towards someone on the iNtErWeBs. Basically a trump card comment. Spelled with only the 14th, 15th, and 21st letters of the alphabet, this revolutionary phrase originating from the internet of ‘memers’ is a phrase that can be used in all situations. Whether it be a racist joke, a classic your mom joke, incest joke, or something personal directed towards you- ‘No u’ works in every situation.

Shaheer: you’re gay
Me: NO U

Shaheer: o shit nigga where’s yo dick I needa succy wuccy 5 buccy

Me: I only have $2.50 tho 👀

by xxthatoneweirdgirlxx May 9, 2018

No u

The only way to make someone do what they told you to do.

Johnny the Shark: You owe me 10 grand
Caleb: No u
Johnny the Shark: Not again

by Heywhoturnedoutthelights March 13, 2018

U

U

I like u
U

by Bad bitch illegal August 17, 2020

No u

The ultimate defense and offense

G:Your mum gay

G2: No u
G:*pain*

by Universe the madlad December 29, 2020

no u

no u

no u

by f_i_n_n_a__w_o_k_e April 7, 2019

u do u

A clean way to say, " go fuck yourself"!

"I hate you!"
"Yeah! Well u do u!

by Mzhopocles April 30, 2016

U

Are always welcome in my lane!!!
We could even car pool❤️❤️❤️

That was my cute way of getting me in your arms❤️❤️❤️

I love U!!!
I couldn’t even look in your eyes… I would have ran to you…

I don’t know if I should be proud of myself or disappointed

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 January 31, 2023