A great friend and kinda goofy. He’s bald, athletic, and always “forgets” to wear a shirt. He’d rather be fishing.
by Knsk June 19, 2024
Get the Tysonmug. 
When you are engaging in foreplay with your girlfriend, gently nibble on her ear as you begin to finger her. Simultaneously begin to bite her ear harder while you also intensify the speed and pressure at which you fingerblast her box. The unsuspecting girl should begin to say something along the lines of "ow you're hurting me!" at which point you apologize and stop biting her ear. She will know it was her ear that hurt, and you will know that it was her ear that hurt, but that doesn't matter. When you proceed to begin having sex, you slip your dick in her ass and as she once again says something along the lines of "ow!" or "what the fuck?!" or "wrong hole, asshole!" you play dumb and pretend that you thought her vagina hurt from two of your fingers so you figured your dick would be intolerable.
by WhoreHay1217 January 18, 2025
Get the The Tallahassee Tysonmug. by druwl October 29, 2021
Get the Tysonmug. The Wild Tyson Allen is the most not-Swollest in the known universe . He eats like a Boar, and can't do a push-up to save his life. Every day he eats the exact same thing, and makes sure everyone can smell his beef, and beans. Powers include: Being able to not fit in a single door, and constantly smelling like farts. If encounter his wild animal proceed with caution. He will eat anything that is in a 100 meter radius. I caution you to walk slowly away, although he will never in a million years catch you because he's slow, and very top heavy. Combat suggestions would be to push him slightly as he would fall down, and won't have the core strength to get up. This creature will struggle to death. Be advised he is constantly farting, and the fatality is enough to kill everything in a one mile area. He the reason for the death of my home planet, and he doesn't even have infinite stones. Thanos watch out this is a force not to be provoked.
by Kill The Queen-Penticton June 7, 2018
Get the Tyson Allenmug. TYSON stop farting on my cat!
by Cheese100900 January 14, 2024
Get the Tysonmug. Tyson is a boy thats in love with his girlfriend, Kathy.
He spends all his time with Kathy.
Tyson and Kathy are soulmates
He spends all his time with Kathy.
Tyson and Kathy are soulmates
by Pretnding January 5, 2022
Get the Tysonmug.