Turtlenecking

When you extend your neck to show off your adams apple, or appear taller or larger, or intimidate people.

Man: i am going to intimidate that kid for talking shit about me.

Man: *is turtlenecking*

Kid: i am scared!

by messedup77892 June 8, 2022

Turtlenecking

The act of inserting objects into the foreskin of a penis and rolling the foreskin above the tip, simulating a turtle hiding its head in its shell. Typically for safe storage or to hide objects from others.

"The cops didnt find my weed, thank god I was turtlenecking"

by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022

Turting

The act of repairing a link track.

Whelp, guess Ted's off Turting again.

by Stonebender February 18, 2023

Turtleneck Steamer

Covering the hole in the front of the toilet while your shitting with your shirt. Then putting your face in your shit and taking a fat whiff

I took such a fat shit that I had to hit it with the turtleneck steamer

by CheeseMan6612 July 5, 2023

Turkeling

When you have you weiner sucked underwater, while having a dead fish up your ass

“Dear god Louise, our turkeling session was very expeditious. Are we up for tomorrow with the kids.”

by turkeler2000 May 4, 2024

Turtlenecking

The act of pulling the foreskin back, and then pushing the coiled penis skin over the head of the penis to cover it. Which commonly leaves a bit of the penis head showing at the top. Resembling that of a bald man in a turtle neck.

Haven't been turtlenecking since I was a kid. You guys are still doing that?

by TheZucction February 7, 2025

Turtlenek

An uncircumcised penis, specifically the appearance of the foreskin at rest.

Also referred to as a hoodhe

"I have seen my first turtlenek, when he let me see his penis at rest and uncircumcised".

"Girl, you should have seen my face when I saw that he had turtlenek "!

"I prefer an uncircumcised foreskin, haven't you ever seen a turtlenek at rest"?

by Ridiculousauras😉 April 7, 2025