Refers to how a majority of male couch-potatoes feel about their TV remote. It's a "guy thing", ladies, like vehicle-engines and road-maps --- you wouldn't understand.
Trying to get a "manly" dude to relinquish control of his remote is the ultimate test of bravery and an amazing display of temerity --- it's a "surf 'n' turf" issue here... the guy wants to "surf" the channels at will, and so he feels that the remote is his "turf" that he does not want anyone --- especially someone of the opposite gender --- encroaching upon.
by QuacksO April 4, 2019
Get the surf 'n' turfmug. 
When a person, typically a girl, has toes that are longer than her open toe shoes or sandals. The toes appear to be grabbing at the turf when she walks due to her shoes being too small or ill fitting.
Dude #1: "Hey bro, look at that girl she is smokin' hot!"
Dude #2: "Yeah she is, too bad she has Turf Grabbers. Look at how long her toes are!"
Dude #2: "Yeah she is, too bad she has Turf Grabbers. Look at how long her toes are!"
by Keppppp November 10, 2010
Get the Turf Grabbersmug. by Vani11aD1ngD0ng May 28, 2016
Get the titty turfmug. by Sloppy Joe Herrero August 9, 2016
Get the Barnyard Surf n Turfmug. by jaredhj May 6, 2021
Get the the turfmug. Stupid idiot-does something stupid and idiotic
You- can I get u a lifetime membership to the turf club mother fucker
You- can I get u a lifetime membership to the turf club mother fucker
by Defualt name 1234567890 August 16, 2019
Get the Turf clubmug.