teadom

That state of enlightenment attained through drinking a vast quantity of tea. Such a state has only been reached by a lucky few, but many true believers aspire to it. Some devote their entire lives to achieving this ultimate goal of spiritual harmony.

*after finishing a cup of tea* aaahhh. I'm another step down the road to Teadom!

by Aerowaves December 23, 2007

ThreadKiller

a biting wit seen on facebook that effectively kills the thread, regardless of topic. 45 comments might be flowing freely on a thread, and then this person comes in, and either through wit, political incorrectness or pure non sequitur, prohibits anyone else from posting to the thread, effectively 'killing it'

dude did you see that thread that john had on his page?

yeah it was great until that guy posted the cameltoe pic!

i know, what a threadkiller.

by jerry potter April 25, 2011

metrosexual thread humper

Metrosexual Thread Humper is taken from JR Ward's "Black Dagger Brotherhood" series of books. It refers to a man, who without actually being gay, has the expensive taste for high-end clothing most often associated with gay men.

man #1 - "Look at these awesome deals on sweaters at Gucci and Versace. I'm wearing the Louis Vuitton socks and underwear I bought after my mani/pedi."

man # 2- "dude, you are such a metrosexual thread humper."

by jasvond December 28, 2011

A Thread

A way of justifying an extremely shitty opinion

The US government should abolish all laws preventing all forms of murder
A Thread:

by JoeMama12 June 27, 2021

Treads

Another names for Trainers

Gonna get some new Treads!

by Doug November 24, 2004

threading the needle

The act of killing someone in a shooter game by shooting the bullet through a narrow space at distance . Usually done with a sniper rifle and with only one shot.

Gamer : Dude i was playing Bad Company 2 and all i could see was this campers scalp about half the map away between two hummers through my scope one shot one kill.

Gamers Friend : Dude that's called threading the needle your a bad ass!!

by Cadmb3 April 18, 2011

thread

A boy/girl who is to afraid to talk to the opposite sex about out of school activities. The thread group is a confidence booster for those who don't talk to the opposite sex and provides a sense of camaraderie/fraternity among other threads. A term associated with threads is thread shock. Thread shock is defined as the condition in which a person is too stunned to talk to the opposite gender that he/she doesn't reply. The hierarchy of threads is as follows from top to bottom: Thread Founder, Thread God, Thread Prophet, Thread Legacy (in the case that you are related to a former thread member), and Thread Star. The secret handshake of the Thread is fist-pounding yourself or high-fiving yourself after someone else high-fives or fist-pounds you, which serves as a symbol for the elevated sense of confidence one receives when among other threads.

Thread Shock:

Kendall: Hey Bob! What's up?

Bob: *Thinks* Is she talking to me? Why are my hands sweating so much? Should I reply? Nah, I can betray the Thread, I'm better off not replying.

Thread Life:

Friend: Hey Bob, are you going to Kendall's party tonight?

Bob: Nah man, I'm thread. Talking to girls outside of school would mean betraying the thread

by TheyCallMeTheIllest April 24, 2013