Touching Tissues

When two used, dirty, crusty tissues collide.

Adrian and I were touching tissues in the Chick Fil A parking lot

by katieskii March 20, 2021

Trucking Company Operations Manager

A fake title glorified dispatchers give themselves to feel important

Jimmy Hamlet is out Trucking Company Operations Manager... so you know what that really means

by Highrail Brian May 21, 2021

Trucking Company Operations Manager

A fake title glorified dispatchers give themselves to feel important

Jimmy Hamlet is out Trucking Company Operations Manager... so you know what that really means

by Highrail Brian May 21, 2021

Trucking

When a snowflake talks shit and continues to talk shit but cant back their asses up without projecting

Trucking : that libturd could not back anything up without trying to project a superficial narrative

by FreeWheelBurning September 11, 2021

touching grass

something i should do but i am a lazy fucking retard lol

Person 1: Why don't you go touch some fucking grass?
Person 2: fuck u. i'm not touching grass

by Someone called Frederick January 3, 2022

touchingpenis

when you really enjoy touchingpenises you become a touchingpenis. this means, every time there is a penis nearby, you touch penises, because you are a touching penis

touchingpenis: omg i smell a penis
penis: hey sexy lets mingle
touchingpenis: fo sho

by Batmansgf696969696969669969696 April 19, 2022

touching grass

the equivalent of sex

Friend 1: hey man have you had any sex recently?
Friend 2: no, but i've been touching grass

Friend 1: LETS GOO!!

by 8k AliExpress recliner May 14, 2022