a metric shit ton

The weight of the titanic or another object of similar mass. ie. 52,310 tons

Woah the titanic; weighed a metric shit ton.

by A metric shit ton September 4, 2016

ton(e) loc

Known as a singer to such popular tunes as "funky cold medina" and "the wild thing". Contrary to popular belief, ton(e) loc refers to a crazed muscular being specializing in drumming and bonging liquids. Approach with extreme caution.

After chugging two gallons of chocolate milk, that fellow was considered a real ton loc.

by KB :) June 23, 2003

Watchu Ton-bah

What are you talking about?

DMX says: "ARh Woof Woof,"
Snoop says: "Watchu Ton-bah?"

by seano4 August 29, 2006

5 ton chubby

The erection brought about by the vibration of a diesel engine while in the sitting position.

As we passed Melrose and Vine, I acquired a 5 ton chubby. It was harder than my morning wood.

by double pee March 15, 2009

two ton tessy

a enormously fat fucking female.

weederdude check out that two ton tessy.

doobyman i'd hit it.

by shenzy August 8, 2008

Metric fuck ton

A massive amount of something

Dude last night I accidentally stepped in a metric fuck ton of dog shit.

by badass mo fo May 20, 2017

Spanking it up to a ton

Spanking it up to a ton is a variation of nursing a semi.

This porn is going no where, I've been spanking it up to a ton for ages now.

by matt_dude23 December 19, 2011