nigga waffle

when a nigga has a waffle

NIGGA WAFFLE

this nigga really has a waffle, nigga waffle.

by dbugmcbuggyass November 24, 2018

Waffle Spouse

A wife who gladly lets you eat out her waffle any time you want. The meal is even better than Waffle House, although the restaurant waffles may thankfully have less blueberries, if you know what I'm sayin'.

Chris: Hey, wanna go to Waffle House for a quick bite to eat?
Krit: No dude, I already got the waffle spouse at home! Man, I am hungry!
Chris: Aight lol.

by Kirby369 August 08, 2013

Sleepy waffle

When you blow your load in your lady, wait for her to fall asleep, and pour maple syrup into her and lick it out

Give that bitch a sleepy waffle, birches love a sleepy waffle!

by Magnificentbastard007 February 26, 2021

Waffle Whore

When you take the girl you just slept with to Waffle House the next day.

Then she becomes a waffle whore.

by Ren007 May 31, 2009

shower waffle

When you shit in the shower and then push the shit through the drain, giving it the vague waffle resemblance.

Dude i had to shit so bad i couldn't even leave the shower, i had to cook a shower waffle

by Harry Stephenson November 22, 2016

Greasy Waffle

The art of crapping on a woman's chest and flattening it with a tennis racket and ejaculating into the squares.

I'd love to do a greasy waffle with your mom

by TheMan626 April 10, 2015

Waffle house

A dinning establishment that doubles as a shooting range

“Hey want to go to the Waffle House “
Nah nigga I don’t want to get shot

by Tf-A-pseudonym April 24, 2018