Wizard Blading

A form of “blading”, or inline skating, in which large wheels are connected by a solid metal frame. The sport is quite similar to slalom skating, but with one crucial difference. By identifying themselves as “wizards”, the wizards exclude witches. This has a double meaning, slalom skaters use witches cones, and wizard skaters are insecure middle aged men who are worried they will be perceived as participating in a “woman’s” sport. Despite the misogyny the products themselves are very expensive.

Hey, want to go wizard blading?

Sorry I can’t come wizard blading, because I’m a witch.

I’m the daughter of the witches the wizard bladers didn’t burn.

by Bladertariat May 1, 2022

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Ass-Blade

A device commonly used in prison for the prevention of anal rape typically constructed of broken lunch trays fastend to the end of a writing or eating utensils that is then inserted into the anal cavity with the sharp end pointed directly out of the canal.

"Yo, you got dat ass-blade?" "I'll trade you ten cigs for dat ass-blade." "Jimmy, Big Dom come see you last? Yeah, he on it every night by now. Shit, you need to get dat ass-blade."

by Motorboat and a Mohawk March 4, 2014

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