The Fish Piano Theorem

The theory that a fish species, given an infinite amount of time, will create an exact replica of a piano. Then due to the existence of a piano, there will eventually be a fish Mozart that will create his pieces exactly.

"You ever heard of 'The Fish Piano Theorem'?"

by Sleep_Deprivation_Good. November 22, 2024

Reverse piano

When you go up and down someone's body, tapping at the erogenous points (nipples, sides, belly button)

1. Yo Carly played the reverse piano on me yesterday.

2. Man, I almost had a reverse piano going but his parents cane home.

by Datterdick July 12, 2019

Piano

This instrument is a FUCK! If you play a piano then you are wasting your life. Killing all hopes and dreams of music and ruining your life is what it does. FUCK this instrument!!!!!!!

The Piano is an ASSHOLE of an instrument. FUCKING ridicules.

by GoofenburgDictionary August 12, 2019

Piano

The type of instrument that will get you laid.

Are you a virgin? Why look for a girl when you can sit at a piano and get laid?

by TacticalBacon64 July 28, 2017

piano

A huge amount of drugs. Piano’s got 88 keys, and a kilogram is known as a key in the streets. Hustlers using the word Piano to describe big amounts.

He got all that money because he pushed a piano.

by Angela West End August 21, 2025

Piano

An instrument with keys that make different pitched sounds.

Emma is great at playing the piano.

by Piano Person June 23, 2022