Tinder

The slowest sort algorithm.

"How should we compile this years list of applicants? We have two hundred thousand. Sort by highest GPA first?"
"No, just tinder them. It's slow but it's the most effective. Trust the gut, yknow."

by tesserackt December 20, 2024

Tinder

Alex from tinder

Alex from tinder is for the streets

by Hehe678 August 16, 2021

tinder

an app used for validation by women, used to fuel depression by men unless you’re very handsome

guy: hey man how’s that tinder app going?
other guy: considering i’m medium ugly, not fucking great

by alexpieguy June 09, 2022

Tinder

A dumb as fuck dating website where 99% of users are literal trash and never find love despite years of being on the app.

Guy: Mom, I got Tinder!
Mom: You're an idiot if you think you'll ever find love there you sick fuck

by MiguelsMR April 28, 2022

tinder cake

a magical youth restoring cake eaten to lure prospective lovers.

'I was so excited about meeting her until i realized she'd eating the tinder cake'

by lazpix March 30, 2022

chub and tinder

I first heard about this when my sister was tucking in her kids on Christmas Eve...it means “chubby, “available” fingers

Gotta have that “chub and tinder” tonight

by Just met Kim December 25, 2017

tinder bruise

One who obtains bruises from tinder fucks. A term used to describe the evidence of a tinder slut.

She'd have tinder bruises for sure, slut.

by Jye Na November 23, 2014