Jake: you gonna see that girl again that you hooked up with last night?
Brian: nah, I’m running a Tinder gauntlet. She was my just my Tuesday
Brian: nah, I’m running a Tinder gauntlet. She was my just my Tuesday
by wellwelllookwhosinsideagain June 3, 2021
Get the Tinder Gauntletmug. Freind 1: “I woke up in the middle of the night, my date was gone and my face was covered in Tinder Juice.”
Friend 2: “Oof, did you at least get her number?”
Friend 1: “No.”
Friend 2: “Oof, did you at least get her number?”
Friend 1: “No.”
by O’ Wise one March 22, 2023
Get the Tinder Juicemug. by TigerKing12369 October 17, 2022
Get the tinder boymug. by G BARRS May 9, 2018
Get the Tinder effectmug. Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:
Photofeeler
Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.
EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.
DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.
For reuse on dating apps
In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.
DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Photofeeler
Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.
EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.
DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.
For reuse on dating apps
In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.
DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
by DeezPeanuts May 19, 2022
Get the Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Appsmug. Dude, all those women you have been seeing from tinder, they are all skanks - omg, they are tinder skanks.
by profman22 July 16, 2022
Get the tinder skankmug. conditions or practices done prior to tinder dates conducive to maintaining health and preventing disease, especially through cleanliness.
by gato100pelo June 10, 2022
Get the Tinder hygienemug.