theft

I had a roommate that would steal money from me when I was not home. When I confronted him, he sent me an email saying: I don't care if you call me a theft. In the real sense of the word, he is, but he meant a "thief." For crying out loud!! He is supposed to be a college graduate and he writes like that, that is the real theft. So according to him, a theft is a person who steals money from somebody else.

I don't care if you call me a theft, or My spouse is a dirty old theft, when I was a kid, i became a theft. haha!! very wrong.

by The_Bambino_88 September 9, 2010

Granite Theft Auto

When a person vandalises a car/van/truck with the vehicle's own dirt for comical effect. Very often drawing the universal GTA sign - ‘Clean Me’.

Did you see my car this morning? Someone drew Chevy Chase's face on it. I got Granite Theft Auto'd!

by J J Ellison March 6, 2009

Grand Theft Auto

BEST. GAME. EVER.

I just got Grand Theft Auto dude.

by I Rock February 4, 2013

Grand Theft Auto 5

one of the greatest games ever, which will never run at the best graphics settings unless you're using a NASA computer.

John: Hey, I just got Grand Theft Auto 5!
Alex: Set the graphics to the lowest setting.
John: why?
Alex: because

by Person12350 October 13, 2020

UD Thief

One who takes a word that another person has said and defines it on UD without the verbal/written consent of the person who said it first

A-Hole: Hey dude, I totally just put that word you said a couple days ago and put it on Urbandictionary.com!
Man: Why would you do that, you faggot?
A-Hole: Because im a stupid asshole.
Man: This is true. Youre Such a UD Thief.

by Culjat1994 February 18, 2009

Thiefland

A name nationalistic Cambodians use to describe Thailand. Since Thai culture is heavily influenced by Cambodian culture, Cambodian people will claim that Thailand stole their culture.

Tourist: Thailand has such a beautiful culture
Khmer nationalist: Omg Thiefland steel colcher from Cambodia!!! The orijinol Cambodian colcher >>>>>>>>>> Thiefland colcher

by Mackyyo July 3, 2021

anus thief

One who steals asses.

the anus thief stole my rectum and spnincter!

by Eura Phagg November 26, 2006