Theban

A male who's exclusively sexually and/or romantically attracted to other males (MLM). The male equivalent to lesbian.

The word derives it's meaning from the Sacred Band of Thebes, the elite of the Theban army consisting entirely of 150 pairs of male lovers that ended Spartan domination in ancient Greece.

In the city-state of Thebes, men could formalize their loving union in the temple of Iolaus, beloved of Hercules, live together for the rest of their lives and be buried side by side in the same way as heterosexual couples. The best warrior couples among them were elected to the Sacred Band.

Thebans are only attracted to other men.

Guy 1: I'm theban.
Guy 2: Cool!

Girl: Hey handsome. Wanna go out sometime?
Guy: Sorry, I am a theban.

by Fábio of Thebes July 3, 2025

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teebs

nickname for tbh

you may be thinking “tbh is shorter than teebs” but that’s where you’re wrong. tbh is in fact shorter in letters than teebs, so it’s not preferable for texting BUT teebs only has one syllable, which, compared to tbh’s three syllables, makes it much more convenient for talking

for the sentences where honestly just isn’t the right way to say it

person 1: “do you think taylor lautner is hot?
person 2: “kinda ugly teebs”

by man’s worst friend September 10, 2025

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TheBlockSpinner

She is known to pop the hood b4 spinning the block. She is Ken’s Seafood #1 customer, undisputed. She will get distracted easily, if a “future” or “Kanye” song comes on. She does not like over-stimulating music. And is not afraid to dish a 1 out of 10 out. Which we actually respect greatly and think is pretty savage. She will accept a daily free “Reese’s” peanut buttercup. Her dog is the man, his name is Charlie. She will get mad if you refer to Isabella as “a block spinner” as well. You will only make this mistake once. Especially after you hear the venom in her voice when she says, “No she’s not.” The glare in her eyes that cuts like a Honjo Masamune katana. But she will also laugh at your jokes non ironically at an uncontrollable pace. She puts a genuine smile on the face of the masses. And quickly turns an 1/8th into ashes. While also being the head of a ruthless gang that terrorizes the mean streets of Saco. This is on foe nem.

Did the “TheBlockSpinner” call out today? Yes she did. It was raining out and she didn’t want to get her engine wet. On foe nem.

by WhosTeslaIsThat? September 17, 2025

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cincinnati teebag

cincinnati teebag is when you tee off someone in the nuts by kicking or punching, after they go down in complete agony and cant move from the pain, you grab their face and dip your balls in it

after slapping his sister, he got mad and gave me the cincinnati teebag. i couldn't get the smell out of my nose for a month!

by peterdraggin December 5, 2012

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