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best pets

Cats are wayy better than dogs ...Cats are the best pets
by Hi i was just bored December 23, 2021
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Pet Tiger

A pet tiger is a well behaved scally (most of the time), however there are occasions where he may kick off and therefore you cannot relax in their company.
Don't annoy the pet tiger in the corner he is liable to kick off
by rolofinger April 26, 2019
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pet-cunt

A bitch of such epic proportions that you are forced to check her at the door of establishments that don't allow animals other than service dogs.
Sorry, you are going to leave your pet-cunt outside of Arby's. They are not allowed in the drama free, beef lover's oasis due to their overwhelmingly selfish aditude and general bitchiness.
by 187inthe262 September 24, 2015
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Friend pet

When your friend acts like your personal pet and does thing for you on his/her own
by EPIXGAMING February 17, 2019
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Teachers Pet

There are many types of teachers pets.

1. The kind who tells the teacher every little thing someone does.
2. The kind who waits for the teacher to get onto them, and then they get onto them too.
3. The kind who acts like the teacher is a god and brings the teacher gifts.

The third one is only good for a fun teacher, like Coach Bass, everyone who knows him likes him. Even the kids who get in trouble.
The teachers pet told on Joe-Bob today because he found a pencil on the ground and took it for his own.
by My Pseudonym 30333 April 21, 2022
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Petting a Unicorn

Masturbating. The act of touching oneself to produce a favorable feeling in the groin area. Usually accompanied by some sort of mental, visual, or audio stimulation to assist in reaching climax.
I could not sleep last night so ended up Petting a Unicorn.
by Baba Bizzle June 24, 2017
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street petting

Actions involved with appraising "the goods" of the men & ladies of the night.
Hey, hands off! Pimp C says no street petting!
by Jeff Pink July 21, 2017
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