Maltose Mommy

The female version of a Sugar Daddy.

A rich, older woman who gives gifts to young boys in exchange for love and other sexual favors. Make excellent shotacons and have incredible ara ara potential. If you yourself are a shota, approach with caution, as a Maltose Mommy can be quite alluring and dangerous at the same time.

Argentenuem on Twitter: Forget about having a Sugar Daddy. How about a Maltose Mommy? Women shop better anyways. Where all the mommy dommes at?

by Argentenuem April 27, 2019

mommy poopy

Slang term for dirty cocaine. Usually used in the mid-west region

Bro my homie got some mommy poopy and he's fucked up now.

by mommypoopyman October 30, 2020

discord mommy

Desespoir

Desespoir, my discord mommy <3

by syicide June 23, 2022

Wine Mommy

A hot mom that lets you pour wine over her and cosume it off her body.

My friends mom is such a Wine Mommy

by BobWillis69 May 18, 2020

Mommy Ahizer

A DTA boi

Who stole the purified cheese? Must have been Mommy Ahizer

by CHEESTEAK-EATING eagles fan February 9, 2022

mommy special

When a Mom's meal becomes her kid(s) leftovers.

Restaurants have daily specials but mother's can always get the "Mommy special", which is the food her kid(s) don't eat.

by niramaya December 8, 2014

electro mommy

The one and only Ei and who I simp for in Genshin impact

Me: I Just pulled electro mommy!

Other guy: which one?

Me: Obviously Ei you dumb mf..

by [Insert_NameHere] February 7, 2023