by El Tuto Numero Cuatro August 22, 2011

The path you must take when traveling from point A to point B when you have loving, expectant dogs underfoot.
by Nordoc July 28, 2025

A sex position in which a man, while drinking Margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of a woman wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert five crucifixes into the woman’s vagina while performing the act of sodomy as to not offend the Catholic God.
Tina was a born-again Virgin, but needed to satisfy her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend so he wouldn’t seek sexual pleasure elsewhere so she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread on her after school.
by TacoJonathon July 26, 2020

When an accident happens the race director calls out full course yellow, cars will have to slow down to 80 kph (50 mph), line up and maintain the distance to each other, without the use of a safety car.
by Raceaddict February 4, 2021
