Diana's Chap Stik

When you accidentally borrow your friend Diana's Chap Stik only to find out she has started performing fallatio on her Iranian boyfriend so it tastes funny.jizz lipsmilk suckerpersian fobpersian heat tentknob gobbling cum guzzleriranian goggles

Diana's chap stik tastes like Shaheen's iranian heat tent.

by Celtic_Matt April 4, 2009

Chap-Stick Lesbian

A female who is bi-sexual or still sexually confused but will only 'make out' with the opposite sex. Usually they can be characterized as a 'lipstick lesbian' meaning they look and act very feminine. Many times, a chap-stick lesbian will only display homosexual behavior for shock value or to impress her peers.

Guy 1: "Dude, Sarah is so hot"
Guy 2: "Is she only into chicks now or what?"
Guy 3: "Naw, she's a chap-stick lesbian, go talk to her"

by Roberto Villalobos Garcia III December 8, 2009

Mega Chaps

When you're really extra cold on the point of freezing, you would say this phrase.

"Aww man I'm Mega Chaps!"

by ElouiseD.X December 9, 2008

Cheers chap

Old Cornwall greeting

after investigating tony's cadbury tunnel mike was most grateful. He vocalised his appreciation with the words "cheers chap"

by altros October 27, 2008

ARGH those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly eARGHthmoving headgear!

"Are those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly earthmoving headgear?": a phonetic pangram: a sentence which uses all the phonemes, or phones, of English (rather than alphabetic characters).

phonetic pangram: phonetic pangram: a sentence which uses all the phonemes, or phones, of English (rather than alphabetic characters).

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

ARGH those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly eARGHthmoving headgear!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about "Are those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly earthmoving headgear?"

"ARGH those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly eARGHthmoving headgear!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] June 4, 2013

chapped

someone whose dry or crusty... someone with no sense of humor or is salty

Sarah: Connor why are you being so salty
Elle: yeah Connor why are you so chapped right now

by hour3 art class December 2, 2015

Chapped

The act of being so fucking pissed off and ready to snap on anyone that even looks in your general direction and your body language is a death stare combined with over-emphasized sighs or grunts.

Tracey Pike......LOL

Person 1: Hey isn't that Tracey over there let's go say hi.
Person 2: Fuck that she's chapped.

by Reddragon187 April 6, 2019