scrotum buffer

One who practices the fine art of fellatio. Similar to cock buffer. Usually describes 'omo's.

Gee, Bill, I can't believe you wolfed Bob's knob. You're a real scrotum buffer.

by Buzz-ard September 30, 2005

Head Buffer

A Head Buffer is the professional title of an individual who is employed to shine the bell end of a cock, which in turn buffs out any imperfections thus earning them the title.

"Man, Thomas is so good at his job, he must be the best Head Buffer around."
"Yea he's good but he's not the King Head Buffer"

by sheedballs69 August 17, 2023

brow buffer

Patch of pubic hair above the vagina.

She had a thick brow buffer when I went down on her.

by RT Rules June 11, 2018

birth control buffers

Items that you purchase along with condoms, spermicide, or other birth control. You do not really want these items, but are self-conscious about the cashier knowing that you only came here to re-fill on birth control.

Ray picked up the last box of his favorite condoms from the shelf and headed to the checkout-lanes, stopping to grab soda and dog food for birth control buffers.

by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf December 27, 2014

Shuffle Buffer

When listening to a music library or playlist on shuffle, the songs you don't know well or would not normally listen to, are known as shuffle buffer.

I was listening to my music on random when I hit a shitton of shuffle buffer. Where the hell is the stuff I know?

by Codieaaron May 27, 2013

Buffer

A certified knob washer who makes sure the male porn stars penis is not caked with smegma before it gets hummed.

The buffer thorougly swabbed my knob before my debut porn scene.

While I was being buffed I prematurely busted on the buffer's right shoulder.

by Felini Digital February 3, 2021

buffered

When you're being protected.

Bro they are gonna blame you for the bad design.
No worries! I'm buffered. Design review is passed and approved by numerous engineers and senior designers.

by samozvanets June 22, 2014