A Head Buffer is the professional title of an individual who is employed to shine the bell end of a cock, which in turn buffs out any imperfections thus earning them the title.
"Man, Thomas is so good at his job, he must be the best Head Buffer around."
"Yea he's good but he's not the King Head Buffer"
"Yea he's good but he's not the King Head Buffer"
by sheedballs69 August 17, 2023
Get the Head Buffermug. A term referring a cock buffer.
by LX111101 November 23, 2023
Get the gobble buffermug. Refers to the distance between Uranus and the outer perimeter of your butt-cheeks, in terms of how far an accidentally-released blob of poop has to "travel" before it reaches --- and subsequently soils --- your clothing and/or whatever surface that you happen to be presently sitting/lying upon.
Many people think that having a huge flabby behind in undesirable, but it can actually be an advantage if you occasionally suffer from liquid farts, since it provides you with a greater butt buffer-zone; this is especially fortuitous if you happen to be sitting or reclining at the time of said unexpected discharge, since it is exhaustingly more laborious to properly sanitize a seat-cushion or mattress, whereas soiled clothing can usually just be soaked in detergent-solution and then tossed in the washer.
by QuacksO March 5, 2017
Get the butt buffer-zonemug. Going down on the manhood.
by Z Man1 January 9, 2009
Get the [Junk] Buffermug. by Hiyosworld May 16, 2025
Get the Buffer (geometry dash)mug. The act of fattening prey for the benefit of oneself.
Buffering Day occurs on 30th January annually, on this day it is common to celebrate by eating the cervical vertebrae of a Genus Sus-lathered in nut-free peanut butter. Furthermore; decorating ones house in avocadoes and additionally, smearing the letter "B" in avocado puree on ones window panes.
Anyone who fails to participate in Buffering Day will be inevitably beheaded and immediately served to those who cannot afford the head of a Genus Sus.
It is also customary for one to dress up as any Mister Men of ones desire, providing that one also wears clogs on one's extremities.
Buffering Day occurs on 30th January annually, on this day it is common to celebrate by eating the cervical vertebrae of a Genus Sus-lathered in nut-free peanut butter. Furthermore; decorating ones house in avocadoes and additionally, smearing the letter "B" in avocado puree on ones window panes.
Anyone who fails to participate in Buffering Day will be inevitably beheaded and immediately served to those who cannot afford the head of a Genus Sus.
It is also customary for one to dress up as any Mister Men of ones desire, providing that one also wears clogs on one's extremities.
Eg; Within the ancient tale that posesses the name of "Hansel and Gretel", one can witness the witch attempting to buffer the children.
Eg; "What would one crave for dinner tomorrow for the evening meal that we will be putting into one's mouth and chew and swallow tomorrow on the following day?"
"I long for the cervical vertebrae of a Genus Sus in order to celebrate Buffering Day and prithee, I will require an avocado that I can smear on the window pane that lies within my dormitory.
"Ok"
Eg; "What would one crave for dinner tomorrow for the evening meal that we will be putting into one's mouth and chew and swallow tomorrow on the following day?"
"I long for the cervical vertebrae of a Genus Sus in order to celebrate Buffering Day and prithee, I will require an avocado that I can smear on the window pane that lies within my dormitory.
"Ok"
by bufferingqueen123 October 29, 2020
Get the bufferingmug. by CallieMuffin May 23, 2018
Get the Muffin Buffermug.