board rage

Board Rage:

Anger outburst on a message board.
Usually displayed by incoherent, misspelled aggressive thoughts typed with "Caps Lock" on.

Excessive aggression due to the misunderstanding of another post. Most likely caused by the rager's inability to:
a- get a joke.
b- understand sarcasm.

Facilitated by the fact that most people in cyberspace have much bigger muscles than in real life.
board rage examples:
Not Any Of You Others Who Chim In !
Salective Vision As In Salective Hearing ?
I'M NOT OFFERING YOU OR ANYONE ELSE A DAM THING !
by LaPierre January 20, 2008
mugGet the board ragemug.

ouija board

wanna have some fun? just go buy a ouija board and play with your friends! if one of y'all get possessed don't be scared. That's y'all fault right there
Wanna have some fun? just go buy a ouija board and play with your friends! if one of y'all get possessed don't be scared. That's y'all fault right there
by FadedZame March 20, 2022
mugGet the ouija boardmug.

diving board

Forcing down small random objects on your erection, propelling them through the air.
Guy1: Have you ever done the diving board?
Guy2: Thats how i was eating walnuts all last night.
by Cliford September 25, 2005
mugGet the diving boardmug.

Butt Boarding

When someone sits on their ass for too long. Not to be confused with exercise.
Dexter, World of Warcraft has kept you butt boarding far too long. Go meet some girls.
by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 1, 2010
mugGet the Butt Boardingmug.

Ouija Board

Stay the hell away from that satanic game, the game consists of putting the tips of your fingers of both hands on the base, the eye of the piece moves around without you doing it. The piece will spell out certain things, that you ask.

I used to think it was an innocent toy capable of causing no harm. I played this game whenever I was 7 years old, when one day my nose started to bleed very VERY profusely as I was playing it, I knew after that time that that game was not a toy.

No this wasnt coincidence, I never had that bad of a nosebleed up until that point of time and only 5 times afterward which were very minute (Im 17 now, by the way)

This crap opens a gateway/
If you're a Christian like me or had a previous experience, I hope you'll have enough sense to stay away from this.
by Not Zane August 17, 2004
mugGet the Ouija Boardmug.

sand board

1. One of the funnest things in the universe
2. you move down sand dunes at a high speed on a board
person 1: let's go sand boarding
person 2: no thanks!
person 1: that was not a question... get your sand board
by aaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! January 11, 2020
mugGet the sand boardmug.

grass boarding

"grass boarding" to take a snowboard and/or a sled and tie it to the back of a quad or dirtbike and be pulled on grass.
person1-damnit whens it going to snow
person2-well how about we just go grass boarding
by theblauth December 10, 2008
mugGet the grass boardingmug.

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