Tanners Pickett

A Tanners Pickett is when somebody jacks off during class but somehow never gets caught.

Person 1: "Look at that dude, he is totally doing a Tanners Pickett"
Person 2: "In the middle of History?"

by breakfastskillet March 16, 2022

Tanner Tomblin

another way to say "hypocrite".

That guy is really acting like a Tanner Tomblin.

by tannertomblinstan October 14, 2021

Tanner Dupree

His name sounds like a pad brand. He is short in everyday. An he sucks at pole dancing at the pole park.

Tanner Dupree plays dodge ball in wallgreens.

by arizonateabb October 14, 2021

Tanner Malone

Basically John McClane in Soace. An absolute feral boy when put into a corner. A real rapscallion

I gotta study for the Test! I don’t want to end up like Tanner Malone

by Alfygonzales December 5, 2021

tanner fox

A gay scooter rider

I can't ride a skateboard so I am a tanner fox

by thrasherking666 August 6, 2016

Tannered Em

Not scoring or finalizing with a girl...going home alone to fap because you are too scared to make a move or have no game.

Jacob: Dude I've slept with alex like twice today. What about you?

Greg: Dude I Tannered em...I was too scared to talk to any of those girls and brought one home who pissed in Jp's bed.

Alex R: Dude you definitely tannered.

Jacob: Tanner youre gay

by J Riot November 19, 2010

Self-Tanner

Someone who is totally into themselves, so much they don’t care about ANYTHING else. This person strives for attention and will stop short of nothing to achieve it.

Teacher: Hey lady your kid isn’t doing his homework and will probably fail, but don’t I look good today?

Mrs. Puma: Damn Biatch you could have informed sooner! Ya Fuckin Self-Tanner!!!!!

by SpornStar February 11, 2008