Stone Harbor

A small rich place to stay at the beach in New Jersey. It is near cape may and nothing goes on there except for the Nuns' Beach Surf tournament (which is a kick ass surfing contest)and it is the home of the infamous Springer's ice cream which is the best on the face of the earth in my opinion.

Dude #1: Did you go to the beach this summer home dizzle?
Dude #2: yahh braaw i went to Stone Harbor and really got stoned haha get it? Stoned?

by Dude wheres my friggin car August 18, 2006

30 stones in

A measure of the drunkeness of D-Bag in relation to the number of 12 oz. Keystones consumed in a period of time.

D-bag drunk dial: Call 1-800-ATT and get some assclown over here to get me out of the manhole. I'm 30 stones in, and I'm TANKED!!!

by Thugass September 30, 2008

stomach stoned

when your (very troubled) stomach hurts so bad its almost transcendental. Makes you feel as though your hips and ribs have become detached, and makes you feel dizzy and hallucinate.

" Hey, what up?"
" I'm so fucking stomach stoned, dude..."
" oh... god, I just wish I could help. <3"
" its ok. Whoaaaa... ok, brb, I'm seeing silver whales circle my bed..."

by it's Kurty, bitches! September 9, 2009

stone beaver

To go all out on the competition in a deadly serious manner.

Person A - I totally went stone beaver on that ping pong tournament.
Person B - Rad.

Person A - Hows' the weather?
Person B - Don't mess with me or I'll go all stone beaver all up in your ass.

by megazhanger April 26, 2010

Gluten Stoned

When you have too much gluten and you feel goofy. Synonym for food coma.

My friend ate a calzone and he's acting wierd, I think he might be gluten stoned.

by Fyerse April 16, 2015

iPod stoned

When, after puffing on a beefy spliff, you totally zone out whilst listening to your iPod. In this state, you will not acknowledge the world around you or any people trying to communicate to you. It's awesome... :)

Ahmed - "Dude, I'm so high... what's up with Keiran?"

Mark - "Oh, he's iPod stoned. He's been dancing in cirlces and singing for 10 minutes"

Keiran - "La la la la la WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

by Dr. Bullitthead November 16, 2010

sharon stoning

The art of uncrossing/crossing your legs in front of a audience whilst wearing a skirt or kilt , as demonstrated by Sharon Stones character in the famous scene at the police station

Don't look, but that guy is really sharon stoning me right now

by BeardofSinclair May 25, 2016